netjokes.........!

somewhere on telephone...

"Welcome to the Ego Repairing Hotline!
Press 1 for "Hey,u look great today!"
Press 2 for "How did u get to be so smart?"
Press 3 for "I wish I was more like u!"




Wid a frnd.....

"I hacked into the Scool's Computer and changed All my grades.Then
the Scool hacked into my Computer and deleted all my games!"



Kid wid a Father......telling bout his Dog's Efficiency..

"He chewed through our Internet cabel,but if u double click his nose,u
can read ur e.mail in his eyes!



computer Repair...center


"ur computer is feeling nauseous...
too much spam n cookies!"



weight Loss Forum

"Welcome to weight loss forum.To lose one pound,
double click ur mouse six million times."



Software.................

"I need a better processor for my husband.
One that will correct his spelling,grammer and opinions!"