SEVEN SAMURAI IN PAKISTAN

HI,

I AM THE CO-WRITER OF A NEW PAKISTANI FILM PROJECT BEING DEVELOPED BY EPIC FILMS.

FIRST, TO STATE IN SIMPLE WORDS THE PROBLEM WITH LOLLYWOOD AND ITS SOLUTION:

LOLLYWOOD (A WORD THAT TAKES THE PISS ITSELF) IS IN A PREDOMINATELY MUSLIM NATION MAKING MOVIES THAT ARE TOTALLY UNMUSLIM. THEY ALSO SHOW, AND MOST LIKELY HAVE NO WRITING TALENT, NO SENSE OF DIRECTION AND VISUAL STYLE AND NO ORIGINALITY AT ALL! IT IS A PATHETIC DESPOT WHERE LOVED UP PUPPIES LIVE OUT THERE SEMI PORNOGRAPHIC FANTASIES!

THE SOLUTION:

STOP IMITATING BOLLYWOOD!!! STOP MAKING FILMS WITH SAD PATHETIC LOVE STORIES, WITH SADDO ACTORS AND FOR GODS SAKE, STOP THIS SONG AND DANCE sh*t!

MAKE MOVIES THAT EDUCATE AND ENTERTAIN! MAKE THEM OF REAL PAKISTANIS, OF REAL ISSUES! MAKE MOVIES THAT CAN BE SHOWN INTERNATIONALLY, LIKE IRAN FOR EXAMPLE, THAT AS AN EXCELLANT ART HOUSE CINEMA SCENE!


AS FOR EPIC FILMS PROJECT.

IT IS IN SHORT, SEVEN SAMURAI IN PAKISTAN. THOSE WHO ARE NOT FAMILIAR WITH AKIRA KURUSAWOS MASTER PIECE, ITS ABOUT A JAPANESE VILLAGE IN FEAUDAL JAPAN THAT HIRES SEVEN SAMURAI TO DEFEAT BANDITS.

THE PROJECT, UNTITLED AS YET - IS SET IN KASHMIR, AND A SMALL VILLAGE IN A VALLEY THAT SEEKS THE HELP OF A PAKISTANI PLATOON OF SOLDIERS TO DEFEND THEM AGAINST A BAND OF INDIAN SOLDIERS DEVASTATING THE FARMS ETC.

IT IS CHARACTER DRIVEN, SHOWING FRIENDSHIP AND HONOR, COURAGE AND SACRIFICE.

IT AS NO SONGS OR PEOPLE SKIPPING AND DANCING, WHAT IT DOES HAVE IS - RAIN DRENCED FIGHT SEQUENCES, REAL HUMAN CHARACTERS THAT SUFFER AND HAVE EMOTIONS AND STRONG MORALS.

ITS DIRECTED IN A VISUALLY STUNNING WAY, STARCHED OF COLOUR. SHOWING REAL BATTLE AND ITS EFFECTS. THE SOUDTRACK IS A MIX OF CLASSICAL SYMPHONY AND HEART POUNDING BEATS!

THIS FILM, IN SHORT WILL ROCK 'LALLYWOOD' TO ITS CORE, AND HOPEFULLY INSPIRE SOME COPYCATS!

THE FILM IS SLATED FOR A 2006/7 RELEASE - SEE YOU THEN!


EPIC FILMS.