aik pathan ki shadi hoti hai wo jb dulhan ko lay kr ja raha hota hai to dulhan ka bhai ro kr kahta hai meri behan ka khyal rkhna dulha bhi ro kr kahta hai tum preshan mat ho yay tumara behan hai hmara bhi behan hai laghta hai
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aik shaikh sahib kay bachay zid kartay hain keh bhook lagi hai shaikh sahib kehtay hain jo kahana nahin khay ga us ko 5rupay milain gay bachay bahut hi khush hotay hain or bagair khay 5rupay laykar soo jaatay hain.subah jab naashtay kay liay ikhatay hotay hain to shaikh sahib kehtay hain jo 5rupay wapis karay ga us ko naashta milay ga
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du ourtain bathi batain ker rahi hoti hain aik ourat dusri say kehti hai du larkay ikhatay baith ker kaisi batain kertay hoon gay? dusri kehti hay jaisay du ourtain aapis main baith ker batain kerti hain waisi hi kertay hoon gay pehli hairat say kehti hya hai Allah main mer jaaoon itni gandi batain kertay hain....................
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EIK SHAIR KI SHADI HOREHIE THIE CHUHA BARAAT ME AKE NACHNE LAGA. SHAIR NE CHUHE SE KAHAAN TUMMKYOON NAACH REHIAN YE KOI CHUHE KIE SHADI NEHIE, CHUHE NE NACHTE NACHTE JAWAAB DIYA TUM KO YE JALDI PATA CHAL YAIN GA KYOON KE SHADI SE PEHLE ME BHIE SHAIR THA
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do dost aapas mein batein ker rahe the ek kheta hai yar jub meri biwi laal rang ka jora phenti hai tu aisa lagta hai jaise surkh gulaab khil utha ho doosra kheta hai jal bhun ke aur jab meri biwi laal jora phenti hai tu aisa lagta hai jaise aag mein koyle dhek rahein hoon hahahhahahahahaha
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ek bacha hota hai woh apnay daddy se bolta hai ke daddy pani kaha se aata hai to daddy boltay hai kay pani nalkay main se aata hai tobacha or daddy donu kashti main bethay hotay hay to bacha daddy ko dhaka deta hai to daddy pani main girtay hai to daaddy boltay hay beta mujhe bachao to bacha bolta hai ke daddy aap nalkay main se niklo gay .........................
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ek wife appnay husband say bolti hai..unkay husband dayejist parh rehay hotay..woh kahti hai sunay ajj main kiasi lag rahi hoon...husband koi jawab nain daytay to biwi phir kahti hai bataye main kiasi lag rahi hoon maine appka kay favriote colour ka dress pehna hai to husband phir khamosh rehta hai..to biwi kahti hai apphar waqt daijist parhtay rehtay hai kash main daijist hoti to hamseha app ki nazroo kay samnay to hoti..to husband bolta hai soochlo begham har maheenay nayeya digest aata hai
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aik dafa do pagal ja rahay hotay hain to pihla pagal kahta hai kay aaj chand kitna camak raha hai to itnay may doosra pagal kahta hai yaar aaj hi to new cell dalay hain hahahaha
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shadi se pehle larki apne devar (husband's bro) se kehti hai- ""mujhey apney bhai jan ke sar ka ek baal la do.. mein tumhein 5 rupees doon gi" ""bhabi aap mujhey 10 Rupees dein mein aap ko bhai jan ki puri wig la deta hoon"devar bola..
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""mere chacha nein ek bohat ajeeb-o-gharib machine ijaad ki hai.. es machine ki ek khoobi hai keh es mein ek rupee dhalo to ek biwi nikalti hai"" Amjed nein kaha..
"yeh bilkul fazool machine ijaad ki hai tumhare chacha nein.." yousuf nein kaha
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Ek aadmi bohat deer se ek dukaan ki taraf ghoorey ja raha tha. dukandarr se raha na gaya aur pooch bheta "" AKKHIR TUM CHAHTEY KIA HO"" es aadmi nein jawab diya "MOQA"
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Shazia: "tum abhi tak zinda ho??" Laila : "kyun kia hua?" Shazia: "kul tumhari ammi meri ammi se keh rahi thein keh mujhey Scissor de do mujhey Laila ka gala kaatna hai"
