paki_fan
Age: 124
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""khaye khaye . takaluf ki koi baat nahin" meizbaan nein mehmaan se kaha
"bahi ye raas ghule bohat mazedaar hain.. mein to 4 kha chuka hoon' bus itney hi kafi hain"" mehmaan nein kaha
"yoon to aap pure 12 kha chuke hain. aur khaye.. wasey mein ginnahin raha" maizbaan nein kaha
friend_16
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aik aur meri taraf say..
Examination room main kuch students paper day rahay thay kay aik larkay nay doosray say kuch poocha.. tu sir nay deekh lia aur ghussay main poocha kay
"kia poocha hai is nay??"
larkay nay kaha "sir is nay poocha hai kay japan ka capital kia hai?"
sir nay poocha kay tum nay bata dia?? tu larkay nay jawab dia "
nahi sir! main nay is say kaha hai kay ab tu toka hai ainda mat tokyo.. "
tarar786
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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both
of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are
hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man,
That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of
our days".
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This
must be a sign from God!"
The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car
is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely
God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then
she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement,
opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and
hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think
I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
tarar786
Age: 124
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One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine
when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver
to stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"Oh, well, you can come with me to my house," instructed the lawyer.
"But, sir, I have a wife and two kids with me!"
"Bring them along!" said the lawyer. He turned to the other man and
said, "You come with us, too."
"But, Sir, I have a wife and six kids!" he answered.
"Bring them as well!" answered the lawyer, as he headed for his limo.
They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as
large as the limousine. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says,
"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll love my place. THE GRASS IS
ALMOST A FOOT TALL!"
