"Yaar asif bara khush kismat hai"
"Kyon kya iss ka inaami bond nikal aya hai?"
"Bond toh nahin albata iss ne ek arab patee aurat se shadi kar li hai"
"kya iss ke parents ne ladki ko kabool ker liya hai?"
"Kabool toh ker liya hai lekin uss ki ammi or uss ki biwi apaas mien milti nahin"
"woh kyon?"
"ammi kehti hai mera haq bara hai, pehle woh mere salam ko aye"
"or biwi?"
"woh kehti hai umaar mien mien bari hoon, pehle woh ayien"
