tarar786
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An American tourist refused to be too greatly impressed with the
masterpieces at the Louvre.
"We've got plenty of priceless canvasses in the United States too," he
declared.
"I know," said the guide. "Rembrandt painted seven hundred pictures in
his lifetime, and America has all ten thousand of them
tarar786
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A Pakistani Ambassador to the UN just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he met President Bush. They shook hands and walked together in the long verandah when suddenly the Pakistani said, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America."
President Bush says "Well your Excellency, anything I can do to help you, I will do."
The Pakistani whispers, "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there are Russians, and Blacks, Chinese, Japanese and Indians but never any Pakistani, Afghani or Arabs. So my son is very upset. He doesn't understand nor do I about why there aren't any Arabs, Pakistanis, and Afghanis in the Star Trek show."
President Bush laughs and leans toward the Pakistani, and whispers in his ear, "Because... the show is all about the future."
tarar786
Age: 124
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Making a Confession
A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the Confessional and said nothing.
The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting.
The priest coughs to attract the drunk man's attention, but still the man says nothing.
The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
Finally the drunk replies, ''No use knockin,' pal. There's no paper."
