Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says "Hi, Main Bol raha houn,the other sardar replies first one said "kamaal hai,ithe vi main bol raha hoon.
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A sardar died and went to Heven. When he got to the Pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to advances in education on Earth. In order to get admittance, prospective Heavenly soul must answer two questions
A) Name two days in a week which start with "T" ? B) How many Seconds are there in a year ?
The sardar thought for few minutes and answered
A1. The two days in the week that start with "T" are 'Today' And 'Tommorow'. A2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
St. Peter said "Ok", I'll buy 'today' and 'tomorrow' even though they are not the answers that I expected. but How did you get "12 seconds in a year",
The Sardar replied "Well... January 2nd.. February 2nd.... March 2nd ..and so on....."
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One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a building when a man came running in to his office and shouted 'Santa singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident!' Sardarji was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window! While falling down, when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named preeto! When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married!
When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Santa Singh
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tarar786 said:
A sardar died and went to Heven. When he got to the Pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to advances in education on Earth. In order to get admittance, prospective Heavenly soul must answer two questions
A) Name two days in a week which start with "T" ? B) How many Seconds are there in a year ?
The sardar thought for few minutes and answered
A1. The two days in the week that start with "T" are 'Today' And 'Tommorow'. A2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
St. Peter said "Ok", I'll buy 'today' and 'tomorrow' even though they are not the answers that I expected. but How did you get "12 seconds in a year",
The Sardar replied "Well... January 2nd.. February 2nd.... March 2nd ..and so on....."
