*difference b/w girls n guyz*

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Frankenstein

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>DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BOYS & GIRLS
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>Bank's cash dispenser machines)
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>Boys:
>1. Drive to the bank, park and go to the Cash Dispenser.
>2. Insert card
>3. Dial code and desired amount
>4. Take the cash, the card and the slip
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>Girls:
>1. Drive to the bank
>2. Engine stalled
>3. Check make-up in the mirror
>4. Apply perfume
>5. Manually check haircut
>6. Park the car - failure
>7. Park the car - failure
>8. Park the car - Success
>9. Search for the card in the handbag
>10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
>11. Throw phone card back in handbag,
>12. Look for bank card.
>13. Insert Card
>14. Look for Secret Box (where secret code is written)
>in Handbag
>15. Enter code
>16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
>17. #Cancel#
>18. Re-enter code
>19. #Cancel#
>20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct the code
>21. Enter desired amount
>22. #Error#
>23. Enter bigger amount
>24. #Error#
>25. Enter maximum amount
>26. Cross fingers
>27. Take cash
>28. Go back to the car
>29. Check make up in rear mirror
>30. Look for keys in handbag
>31. Start car
>32. Drive 50 meters
>33. STOP
>34. Drive back to bank machine
>35. Go out of the car
>36. Take card and ticket back from machine
>37. Go back to the car
>38. Throw card on passenger seat
>39. Throw slip on the floor
>40. Check make up in rear mirror
>41. Manually check haircut
>42. Go into roundabout - wrong way
>43. BRAKE
>44. Go into roundabout - right way
>45. Drive 5 kilometers
>46. Remove hand brake
>47. Call boyfriend/husband to tell how miserable she
>was because of HIM.
Posted 21 Aug 2004

~Fragi~ says
hahaha so true
Posted 21 Aug 2004

Rain Man says
yes i believe so too
Posted 21 Aug 2004

Ashii says


o well 2nd part k bare mei i better keep quite coz phir aap log samjho ge me khamkha mei panga kar rahi hu

but yarrr..
1st part to bilkullll galt hai
guyz dont have money in their accounts,,, to yeh to poora galt hua na
Posted 21 Aug 2004

saieen says
lolzzz
Posted 21 Aug 2004

may be this about unnmarried men ....kionkay jiski ki shadi hui ho waqay heee uska account khali hota hai
Posted 22 Aug 2004

Rain Man says
Lost is right
Posted 22 Aug 2004

SanaSana says
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Oh,So funny


any thing else
Posted 22 Aug 2004

ppl u must have heard that kay har kaamyaab shaks kay peechay aik aurat ka hath hota hai...this is bcoz ladies unsuccessful men kay peechay nahee jateee

P.S: courtesy humtum
Posted 22 Aug 2004

Rain Man says
girls go after the money thats why they look for doctors n others who can make more then they need
Posted 22 Aug 2004

SanaSana says
well..........
Posted 22 Aug 2004

Ashii says
ohhh poor guyz

btw kitni larkiyan aap logon ko ab tak laat maar k ja chuki hein ??

























Posted 22 Aug 2004

Rain Man says
jo lardkay pyar mein pardjate hain laatein unko pardti hain

mujh jaison ko nahin...
Posted 23 Aug 2004

SALL said:

ohhh poor guyz

btw kitni larkiyan aap logon ko ab tak laat maar k ja chuki hein ??



men have died from time to time and worms have eaten them but not for love>>>>>>>>>william shakspear

no love no problems no kicks





















Posted 23 Aug 2004

saieen says
sahi sahii
Posted 23 Aug 2004

SupidGuy says
AOA........... uff kya Tabahkunn Bombing ho rahi hai dono taraf se............ ALLAH mujhe bachana aur Larkioon walay Portion mai rakhna...........(from there i'll be give all details to Men)


nice topic @Mephistopheles Carry on



take care
ALLAH BEILI
Posted 25 Sep 2004

thnx supid u always been girlish
Posted 25 Sep 2004

isss topic ko zinda karnay kay liye shukria wasay i dont think any person would be still interested in that topic
Posted 25 Sep 2004

Posted 25 Sep 2004

SupidGuy says
Mephistopheles said:

isss topic ko zinda karnay kay liye shukria wasay i dont think any person would be still interested in that topic






AOA............Wah yaar kamal hai ............... tum khud ki post ko bhooljate ho...........



take care
Chao
Posted 06 Oct 2004

yeh teray ankh ko kia hua
Posted 07 Oct 2004

Posted 07 Oct 2004

Rafia says
lagta hai ke apne aap ko yeh marta raha hai
Posted 08 Oct 2004

Ashii says
ufff ho yar,, kya na silly guyz

see gals look for
*good caracter,, ache caracter k larke dont exist
*love,,, o come on,, kissi ko yeh tak nahi maloom k wot does love mean
*respect,, guyz only respect their own mother and sis,, baki ki aisi ki taisi

ab yaar jab aur kuch nahi hai to kam se kam paisa to ho naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hadd ho gai yani k
Posted 08 Oct 2004

tarash says
good caracter,, ache caracter k larke dont exist



what is standard of good character
Posted 08 Oct 2004

Ashii says
for me guyz n gals k caracter ka same standard hai
ab jo bhi samajh lo
Posted 08 Oct 2004

tarash says
yehi to main nein poocha hai k good character ka standard kya hai
sall lagta hai aap ko asani se samajh nahin aati
Posted 08 Oct 2004

There's no such thing, you know, as picking out the best woman: it's only a question of comparative badness, brother.
Posted 09 Oct 2004

tarash says
koee bhi insan (man/woman) pefect nahin hai
dekhna yeh chaheay k dosray mein khoobian kitni hai
agar khoobion ki ratio ziada hai to wohi best hai
Posted 09 Oct 2004

agar khoobioo ki
ratio zyda ho tu
woh insaan tu na
hua na ! insaan tu
khata ka putla hai
capable to err and
have more faults
than qualities
Posted 09 Oct 2004

tarash says
no not at all
not agree
Posted 10 Oct 2004

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