>DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BOYS & GIRLS
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>Bank's cash dispenser machines)
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>Boys:
>1. Drive to the bank, park and go to the Cash Dispenser.
>2. Insert card
>3. Dial code and desired amount
>4. Take the cash, the card and the slip
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>Girls:
>1. Drive to the bank
>2. Engine stalled
>3. Check make-up in the mirror
>4. Apply perfume
>5. Manually check haircut
>6. Park the car - failure
>7. Park the car - failure
>8. Park the car - Success
>9. Search for the card in the handbag
>10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
>11. Throw phone card back in handbag,
>12. Look for bank card.
>13. Insert Card
>14. Look for Secret Box (where secret code is written)
>in Handbag
>15. Enter code
>16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
>17. #Cancel#
>18. Re-enter code
>19. #Cancel#
>20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct the code
>21. Enter desired amount
>22. #Error#
>23. Enter bigger amount
>24. #Error#
>25. Enter maximum amount
>26. Cross fingers
>27. Take cash
>28. Go back to the car
>29. Check make up in rear mirror
>30. Look for keys in handbag
>31. Start car
>32. Drive 50 meters
>33. STOP
>34. Drive back to bank machine
>35. Go out of the car
>36. Take card and ticket back from machine
>37. Go back to the car
>38. Throw card on passenger seat
>39. Throw slip on the floor
>40. Check make up in rear mirror
>41. Manually check haircut
>42. Go into roundabout - wrong way
>43. BRAKE
>44. Go into roundabout - right way
>45. Drive 5 kilometers
>46. Remove hand brake
>47. Call boyfriend/husband to tell how miserable she
>was because of HIM.
always been girlish
