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Shahrukh Khan

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Joi koi mujhe funny story sunaye ya something funny,,,i will vote him/her as funniest member of jb...shuru karo
Posted 27 Aug 2004

friend_16 says
kia joker ka award millnay laga hai?

Posted 27 Aug 2004

lolz...yeh circus nahi hai funniest member ka award
Posted 27 Aug 2004

friend_16 says
wo begair kisi funny story sunayee.. bataya ja sakta hai..
Posted 27 Aug 2004

Guest_005 says
Lo Shah ji is main bhi koi pochnay ki baat hai .......



Aap khud to hoo......

Kisi joker say kam thori ho aap
Posted 27 Aug 2004

Guest_005 says
main koi jhooooot bolaya





Posted 27 Aug 2004

koi serious nahi le raha
Posted 27 Aug 2004

Guest_005 says
ok ji ...kuch sochana paray ga
Posted 27 Aug 2004

Guest_005 says
Posted 27 Aug 2004

Rain Man says
good joke
Posted 27 Aug 2004

Ashii says
aaj ather uz zaman ne subahh se shaam tak
aik lamhe liye bhi sarial pan nhai dikhaya


joke hai na
Posted 28 Aug 2004

paki_fan says
janab ager kisi nein parhni hai to post kerta hoon
werna rehney dein
asey hi itni lambi story likhne ka faida hi nahin ho ga..
Posted 28 Aug 2004

paki_fan says
dun worry srk .. im not kidding ill post..
Posted 28 Aug 2004

friend_16 says
tu kis ka hai intezaar .. ker dein post..
Posted 28 Aug 2004

~CHANDNI~ says
which kind of friend u want to need

Jo aap ko zaheen bana day

maaloomaat barha day.

Chhor kar na jaaye

naata torr kar na jaaye.

Aap ko bore na karay

aap ki tanhai mein shor na karay.

Aap ko dhoka na day

shikaayat ka moqa na day.

Bay jaa taareef na karay

aap ka mazaaq na uraaye

Aap ka maal na churaaye

aap say kuchh na chhupaaye

aap ka raaz na bataaye

Aap kay saath rahay

kaheen na jaaye

Jab pukaara fauran aa jaaye

Jo aap ko maaloom woh us ko maaloom

jo us ko maaloom woh aap ko maaloom. Naadaano ko irfan day

bay zabaano ko bayaan day

Murdo kay haalaat bataaye

zindo ko raah dikhaaye.

Har mushkil ka hull bata day aur seedhi raah dikha day.

Woh to kab say aap say dosti kayliay bay chain hai. Aap dosti kayliay tayyaar hein? To phir uthiay, aur aaj hi us say dosti kar lein.

Naam pata maaloom hai? Masjid ki kisi almaari mein para hoga, ghar kay kisi taaq par rakha hoga.

Us ka naam Qur'an hai. Yeh tamaam khoobiyaan Qur'an mein hein. Aaj hi usay dost bana lein. Yaad rahay woh apni baat manwaanay ki shart zaroor lagaata hai. Aap us ki baat maanein, woh aap ko kaamyaab kar dayga.
Posted 28 Aug 2004

tum sab aik jaisay ho topic ko del kar deta hoon
Posted 28 Aug 2004

paki_fan says
nahin nahin
kaha na kerta hoon post
mujhey bus kuch time do yaarkia ho gia hai
kaha na....
i m serious about this topic
Posted 29 Aug 2004

paki_fan says
give me a little time
Posted 29 Aug 2004

oke..pakifan
Posted 29 Aug 2004

paki_fan says
thanks alot
i really appreciate
ka tak post ker doon ga
thanks alot again
Posted 29 Aug 2004

dost19 says
Haan shahrukh ill try to post some story or a joke too...
Posted 29 Aug 2004

paki_fan says
mein nein socha ke abhi hi post ker doon .. kia pata kal ho na ho..

SRK aap ka pata bhi to nahin na ke kabh delete ker deinye topic.. es liye khair

le jeye apni yani humari story,,
Posted 29 Aug 2004

paki_fan says
        ALI aur ZAFAR ki kahani
                    not Ali Zafar (the singer)


   Ali or Zafar bohat achey dost they.In ki dosti college ke pehley din se thi yeh en ka second samester saath tha.
Ek din college ke baad Ali or Zafar nein net cafe jane ka program banaya. Ali ko zayada net ke bare mein nahin pata tha, lekin phir bhi woh Zafar ke saath net cafe chal diya. Cafe pohnch ker Zafar nein Ali ki ek e-mail id banaye aur ussay bataya ke mails check or send aur chat kasey kertey hain.
Ali ke net pe zayada dost nahin they.. es ko e-mails sirf es ke college ke friends ki taraf se ati thein.. ek din phir jabh woh dono net cafe aye to apni id login ker ke Ali chat rooms mein chala gaya.. wahaan ek Farah naam ki larki nein es ki id click ker ke es se baatein kerna shuru ho gayi.. us nein es se es ka asl aur naam wagira poocha Ali nein bhi es se poocha to us nein apna naam Farah bataya aur es nein Ali aur itefaaqan woh dono ek hi shaher se they. Esi tarha baatein kertey kertey en mein dosti ho gayi.. aur ek dusre ke batye huey time ke mutabiq yeh dono net pe a jatey. Pehley Pehley to bus haal chal ki batein hoti thein phir baad mein yeh dono openly ek dusre se apni baatein share kerne lagey. Ali bhi bohat khush tha ke es ko Farah jasii itni achi dost mil gayi.

Phir kafi dinnon baad Zafar aur Ali phir se college ke baad net cafe gaye. Ali nein jabh apni id login ki to dekha Farah bhi online thi. woh behadh khush ho gaya. Phir salam dua aur idher udher ki batein ker ke achanak Ali nein poocha " Farah tum kahan se baat ker rahi ho"    to Farah nein bataya ke Net Cafe se. to phir Ali nein heraan hoker poocha kon se net cafe se, to phir Farah nein net cafe ka naam bataya. Abh Ali ki khushi ki koi intehaa nahin thi kyun ke us nein usi net cafe ka naam bataya tha jis mein Ali bhi tha. phir Ali nein poocha " Farah tum nein kiss color ke kapre pehein hain" to woh boli "pink color ke" Achanak Ali nein dekha es ke saath wala cabin khali tha per us ke saath waley cabin mein ek larki bheti thi aur usnein Pink color ke kapre pehne they. Ali utth ker us ke paas gaya aur shor macha ker poochne laga ,.. "tum Farah hona, tum Farah hona" per woh larki boli " aap ko ghalat fehmi hui hai mera naam Farah nahin Sadia hai". Ali mayoosi se wapis a ker apne cabin mein bhet gaya to Farah ka message aya ke "Ali mein tumhare saath waley ke saath waley cabin mein nahin samney waley cabin mein bheti hoon" Ali nein thora sa side pe ho ker samney waley cabin mein dekhna chaha to Zafar apna ser samey waley cabin se nikal ker haath hilatey hue bola " kasi lagi Farah?"














Posted 29 Aug 2004

paki_fan says
ahahah abh pata nahin aap saab ko achi lagey ya nahin i dun know
mujhey to lagi. kahir parhye ga zaroor

aur haan zayada detail se nahin likhi mien nein ye kahani kyun ke phir kafi lambi ho jati...
anyway.....
Posted 29 Aug 2004

~CHANDNI~ says
paki_fan said:

        ALI aur ZAFAR ki kahani
                      not Ali Zafar (the singer)


   Ali or Zafar bohat achey dost they.In ki dosti college ke pehley din se thi yeh en ka second samester saath tha.
Ek din college ke baad Ali or Zafar nein net cafe jane ka program banaya. Ali ko zayada net ke bare mein nahin pata tha, lekin phir bhi woh Zafar ke saath net cafe chal diya. Cafe pohnch ker Zafar nein Ali ki ek e-mail id banaye aur ussay bataya ke mails check or send aur chat kasey kertey hain.
Ali ke net pe zayada dost nahin they.. es ko e-mails sirf es ke college ke friends ki taraf se ati thein.. ek din phir jabh woh dono net cafe aye to apni id login ker ke Ali chat rooms mein chala gaya.. wahaan ek Farah naam ki larki nein es ki id click ker ke es se baatein kerna shuru ho gayi.. us nein es se es ka asl aur naam wagira poocha Ali nein bhi es se poocha to us nein apna naam Farah bataya aur es nein Ali aur itefaaqan woh dono ek hi shaher se they. Esi tarha baatein kertey kertey en mein dosti ho gayi.. aur ek dusre ke batye huey time ke mutabiq yeh dono net pe a jatey. Pehley Pehley to bus haal chal ki batein hoti thein phir baad mein yeh dono openly ek dusre se apni baatein share kerne lagey. Ali bhi bohat khush tha ke es ko Farah jasii itni achi dost mil gayi.

Phir kafi dinnon baad Zafar aur Ali phir se college ke baad net cafe gaye. Ali nein jabh apni id login ki to dekha Farah bhi online thi. woh behadh khush ho gaya. Phir salam dua aur idher udher ki batein ker ke achanak Ali nein poocha " Farah tum kahan se baat ker rahi ho"    to Farah nein bataya ke Net Cafe se. to phir Ali nein heraan hoker poocha kon se net cafe se, to phir Farah nein net cafe ka naam bataya. Abh Ali ki khushi ki koi intehaa nahin thi kyun ke us nein usi net cafe ka naam bataya tha jis mein Ali bhi tha. phir Ali nein poocha " Farah tum nein kiss color ke kapre pehein hain" to woh boli "pink color ke" Achanak Ali nein dekha es ke saath wala cabin khali tha per us ke saath waley cabin mein ek larki bheti thi aur usnein Pink color ke kapre pehne they. Ali utth ker us ke paas gaya aur shor macha ker poochne laga ,.. "tum Farah hona, tum Farah hona" per woh larki boli " aap ko ghalat fehmi hui hai mera naam Farah nahin Sadia hai". Ali mayoosi se wapis a ker apne cabin mein bhet gaya to Farah ka message aya ke "Ali mein tumhare saath waley ke saath waley cabin mein nahin samney waley cabin mein bheti hoon" Ali nein thora sa side pe ho ker samney waley cabin mein dekhna chaha to Zafar apna ser samey waley cabin se nikal ker haath hilatey hue bola " kasi lagi Farah?"














Posted 29 Aug 2004

dost19 says
...Bohut achi kahani hai
Posted 29 Aug 2004

zabardast

Posted 29 Aug 2004

Rain Man says
nice one
khud likhi hai kya
Posted 29 Aug 2004

paki fan 95/100...nou waiting for others
Posted 29 Aug 2004

paki_fan says
5 points kiss liye katey je??
Posted 29 Aug 2004

paki_fan says
thanks for liking it
wasey aap saab nein parhi bhi hai ya......?
hmmmm?
Posted 29 Aug 2004

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