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Frankenstein

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i call it shairi ki aisi ki taisi...


Ab ham tum he say karain gay chat
    d for dog n c for cat



2 he bar Aata hoon net par main
aik tairay anay say pehlay aik tairay janay k bad



Apki chatting may dobnay ko dil chahta hai
magar kia karoon kambakht bech may computer ajata hai



Saray arman darya wich bah gay
wo mujh ko Bhai type kar gay



Tairay offline honay k bad bhe main nay
je bar k tujhay kosa hai



Hamare jan par Dohra azab hai
k chat he nahe mail bhe tujhay karne hai



Tairay bina chat ka maza mujhay bhata nahe
jistarhan phika gharboza koi khata nahe



Roz ye kahte hoon delete kardoon ga usay
roz he chat karnay baith jata hoon



Aik fun he tu ham nay sekha hai
loagon ko add kejeyae phir delete kardejeyae



Mila jo waqat mujhay un say chat karnay ka
maira naseb k light nay sath chor deya







Din ko bhe ham online huvay raat ko bhe
mukhtalif rooms may bhe chat kartay rahay
sara din type kartay rahay phir bhe magar na type huvay
janay kia kambakht kharabe the keyboard may jo words type nahe huvay



Chatters say ulagh kar unhain mun chirana maire fitrat hai
mujhay block honay pay ashk bahana nahe ata



Ao chup ke zuban may
itne chat karain k thak jain



Apni chat say main bhe wakif nahe
jab maire batain samjh lo mujhko bhe samjha daina





Chat karo ya block karo gila nahe kartay
light na ho tu chatters yaqenan online aya nahe kartay
kardo delete mujh ko magar ye khayal rahay
ham jaisay chatters bar bar mila nahe kartay



Unki chat ko kabhe ghor say parha hai
nahe sanjedge hai aur na he mazah hai



Ebtaidah ye k add huvay
intayha ye k delete hogay



Main nay bhe dartay dartay net k samander may ghota lagaya
jab koi bhe na pata tu main bahar nikal aya



Mat daikh kise ko hikarat ke nazar say
har chatter kise ka mehbob hota hai



kitna mazah hai maire chatting may
sanjedha loag bhe maire chat daikh kar shokh hogay



Jo kartay hain ache chat
wo bhe hojatay hain block daikho



Ye paheleyan atkaileyan ye heraneyan nadaniyan mushkil bare ye chating hai
bezateyan bechaneyan khamoshiyan tanhaeyan mushkil bare ye chating hai
machboreyan manmaneyan email karna reply ka wait karna mushkil bare ye chating hai
ye khusheyan abadeyan weraniyan barbadeyan mushkil bare ye chating h

Posted 21 Sep 2004
paki_fan says
kia yaar sachi mein asi ki tasi ker di shayeri ki nice ones lolzz
Posted 21 Sep 2004
tarash says
Tairay offline honay k bad bhe main nay
je bar k tujhay kosa hai



bilkul sahi kahaa
Posted 21 Sep 2004
Frankenstein says
adaab arz hai
mera kuch app pay karz hai
jo wapis karna app pay farz hai..
ah i shud stop it
anywayz bye
Posted 23 Sep 2004
SupidGuy says
AOA..........kaise hein sab loog?its a good work Mephistopheles..........i have some stuff of this sort of.......i'll do paste some time.......
good luck & take care of others
Khuday-E-Pamaan
Posted 23 Sep 2004
SupidGuy says

AOA............Mephistopheles tell me ke kaisa hai???



Yeh sher aur shayari kya karte ho,
Sachmuch inme dam nahi,
Hamse bhi kuch puchlo,
Ham bhi kisise kam nahi...

Teri beauty ne muko appeal kiya,
Dusri ko reject kiya,
Aur tisri ko select kiya...

                   Larki Boli :
Chandni chaand se hoti hai,Sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai,Hazaaron se nahi.

                   Larka Bola :

Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat ahar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.     
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel ?
yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel ?
So ? What's the big deal ?
                  
woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon
    Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon





take care
ALLAH BEILI
Posted 25 Sep 2004
Frankenstein says
wah ray mirza ghalib tu pehlay kahan tha
Posted 25 Sep 2004
Frankenstein says
its kewl
Posted 25 Sep 2004
tarash says
Mephistopheles said:

wah ray mirza ghalib tu pehlay kahan tha




mirza ghalib ka doosra janam
Posted 25 Sep 2004
saieen says
wah wah wah....
Posted 25 Sep 2004
Frankenstein says
Posted 26 Sep 2004
tarash says
saieen said:

wah wah wah....



ha ha ha ....
Posted 26 Sep 2004
SupidGuy says
Mephistopheles said:

wah ray mirza ghalib tu pehlay kahan tha




AOA............ Yaar Mephistopheles! I Am Confused ke tum mere Doost ho ke Dushman............ .
tell me ok naa
btw kuch aur bhi Funny poetry paste karoo..... yaa phir Muwaad Khallas ho gya hai??????????



take care
ALLAH BEILI
Posted 29 Sep 2004
D!g!T@L G@L says
nice...
Posted 29 Sep 2004
Xtreme says
some were nice !!
Posted 29 Sep 2004
Frankenstein says
thnx for showing modesty
Posted 30 Sep 2004
tarash says
Xtreme said:

some were nice !!




and other
Posted 30 Sep 2004
Fairl_Girl says
nice
Posted 30 Sep 2004
SupidGuy says
AOA...............kaise hein sab loog?




Poetry:-

Main tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Main tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
   Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye
               
Maine tujhe dekha,Handle badal badal kar,
Tere baap ne mujhe peeta sandle badal badal kar,
               
Pyar mein kisine dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai,
Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai.
               
Maine tujue pyar kiya,Saraswati samajh kar
Tere baap ne mujhe pita,Agarbattti samajh kar.




have fun



take care
ALLAH BEILI
Posted 04 Oct 2004
tarash says
Maine tujhe dekha,Handle badal badal kar,
Tere baap ne mujhe peeta sandle badal badal kar,
               
Pyar mein kisine dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai,
Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai.
               
Maine tujue pyar kiya,Saraswati samajh kar
Tere baap ne mujhe pita,Agarbattti samajh kar



bilkul sahi kia
Posted 04 Oct 2004
Frankenstein says
nice try
kisi achay shair say islaaah hee karwali hoti
Posted 05 Oct 2004
tarash says
jab aisi k taisi karni hai to islaah ki kya zaroorat hai?
Posted 05 Oct 2004
Frankenstein says
ya right
Posted 06 Oct 2004
Frankenstein says
aati thi.... jaati thi...
hansti thi.... hansati thi...
bhagti thi.... bhagati thi...
bolti thi.... bulwati thi...
aaj pata chala saali ullu banati thi....

kya aankhein hai, kya baatein hai, kya chehra tumne paaya hai......
aisa lagta hai ke jaise peepal ke pedh se bhoot utar ke aaya hai!!!!!!!!!

sharab samaj ka 1 dushman hai,
Aoao milke kasam khaye,
is dushman ko khatam karen.
ek botal tum khatam karo,
ek botal hum khatam karen...
....cheers.....!

Mere marne par tum aansoo mat bahana,
Mere marne par ae dost gam mat karna..
Meri yad aaye to sidha upar chale aana
Posted 06 Oct 2004
SupidGuy says
Mephistopheles said:

aati thi.... jaati thi...
hansti thi.... hansati thi...
bhagti thi.... bhagati thi...
bolti thi.... bulwati thi...
aaj pata chala saali ullu banati thi....

kya aankhein hai, kya baatein hai, kya chehra tumne paaya hai......
aisa lagta hai ke jaise peepal ke pedh se bhoot utar ke aaya hai!!!!!!!!!

sharab samaj ka 1 dushman hai,
Aoao milke kasam khaye,
is dushman ko khatam karen.
ek botal tum khatam karo,
ek botal hum khatam karen...
....cheers.....!

Mere marne par tum aansoo mat bahana,
Mere marne par ae dost gam mat karna..
Meri yad aaye to sidha upar chale aana





AOA..........
wah ray bari phuljhariaan choor raha hai




btw achhi hai





take care
Chao
Posted 06 Oct 2004
paki_fan says
Mephistopheles said:

aati thi.... jaati thi...
hansti thi.... hansati thi...
bhagti thi.... bhagati thi...
bolti thi.... bulwati thi...
aaj pata chala saali ullu banati thi....

kya aankhein hai, kya baatein hai, kya chehra tumne paaya hai......
aisa lagta hai ke jaise peepal ke pedh se bhoot utar ke aaya hai!!!!!!!!!

sharab samaj ka 1 dushman hai,
Aoao milke kasam khaye,
is dushman ko khatam karen.
ek botal tum khatam karo,
ek botal hum khatam karen...
....cheers.....!

Mere marne par tum aansoo mat bahana,
Mere marne par ae dost gam mat karna..
Meri yad aaye to sidha upar chale aana






Posted 06 Oct 2004
tarash says
kya aankhein hai, kya baatein hai, kya chehra tumne paaya hai......
aisa lagta hai ke jaise peepal ke pedh se bhoot utar ke aaya hai!!!!!!!!!


hahahahaha
Posted 06 Oct 2004
Frankenstein says
shukria shukria shukria
supid salami lay lo ja kar
that unkle is callin' ya

Posted 07 Oct 2004
Frankenstein says
Posted 07 Oct 2004
tarash says
shukar hai donon ko sakoonmila
Posted 07 Oct 2004
Frankenstein says
chain ek pal nahee
aur koi hal nahee
Posted 08 Oct 2004
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