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Frankenstein

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some real problems wid girls are as follows :


if u LOOK UPON her nicely, she sayz yaar mujhay line day raha hai.
if u DONT, she sayz kitna akarta hai.

if u DRESS Nicely,she sayz mujhay impress karna chahta hai.
if u DONT, she sayz tastless hai yaar.

if u ACT smarter, she'll lose her brainz as ur insulting her.
if she ACTS smarter, she thinks its her right.(aint it funny?)

if u dont give her a KISS, she sayz tum mujh say serious nahi ho.
if u give her a KISS(that is going to be a total waste),she sayz yaar woh larka flirt kar raha hai.

if u dont LOVE her, she sayz isska pehlay hi say 2 3 larkion kay sath chakkar hai.
if u LOVE her, shey sayz peechay hi parr gaya hai yaaar.

if u WRANGLE with her, she sayz ziddi hai.
if u sit QUIETLY, she wud definately say "dumb hai".

if u SCOLD her, she sayz dont give me lecture.
if she SCOLDS u, its b'caz i care for u.

if u DONT tell her ur problem, she sayz u dont have faith on me.
if u TELL ur problem, she will say ur so problematic !

if u break ur promise, she would say i wont trust u again.
if SHE breaks,she will say very innocently " jaan main majboor thi"

if u smoke,she will say "wicked person"
if she smokes,i cant live widout it plz try n understand"

if u hurt her,she sayz ur inhuman n dont care about somebuddy's feelings.
if she does so,then meaningless xcuse "humans are capable of errors"

if u do good in exmaz, she says luck was wid u other wise tum aur good marks huh !
if she does good,she sayz its my brainz (booti mafia i suppose...lolz)

if ur late on date,she sayz ur a flirt !
if she is late,then wohi ghiss pitta answer "janam samjha karo"

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Posted 23 Sep 2004

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