Q. Why can't Sardar dial 911? A. They can not find the eleven on the phone
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Q. What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies? A. He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!
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Q. What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper? A. As he has already one with him, he takes a photocopy of the white paper !!!
Q. Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie? A. Because below 18 was not allowed.
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Q. How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence? A. Stick a tyre pressure gauge in his ear.
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Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you? A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
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Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you? A. Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
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Q. How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? A. Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
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Q. What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears? A. Trying to hold on to a thought.
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Q. Why do Sardars work seven days a week? A. So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
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Q. Why can't Sardars make ice cubes? A. They always forget the recipe.
