We can wear guys clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks.
Our friends don't say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat.
We get the bigger apartment on Friends.
Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.
Dark circles under the eyes? A hickey? We can just cover them up with a little concealer. (how do guys live without that stuff?)
We dont have to shave our faces. (ouch that must hurt)
We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.
Justin, Carson, Ryan, Freddie, Orlando, Brad. Need I explain this one?
We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys.
We dont have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough.
When we get married we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better.
We dont have to deal with sideburns. Whats up with those anyway?
Even if we are ugly we have make-up to fix it!
We dont have to wear tuxedos to the prom.
Nose hair, ear hair, back hair- so not a problem for us.
23. SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just don't know how much fun those are.
That special bond we have with our moms-some day
We dont feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play.
Nobody makes fun of us for liking Backstreet Boys or N'sync. Well almost nobody
Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice.
We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy.
We give really really good advice
On t.v. shows we're always the ones that have coolest supernatural powers.
We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.
The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been written about us.
We dont have to sit on our wallets.
And our wallets have a place for change.
Its entirely possible that we will marry Ben Affleck some day.
Our lives do not revolve around ESPN Sports Center
We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people
Its not required that we learn how to spit when we are young.
We are called tomboys, Boys are called girlie.
Fiona, Tori, Sarah, Paula, Alanis, Gwen.
We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well its true.
Our magazines have Horoscopes.
We dont have to stuff boxers in our jeans.
Girls with guy first names (like Joey) sound cool, but it doesnt work the other way around.
We look great in tank tops.
