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Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
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Sardarji was searching for a job but received no calls from India. He did however receive a letter from a foreign company.
'Oye!', he said, 'This is the first time I've applied and Ive got the job... lets celebrate... get the daaru!'
'So how much salary is it sardarji and tell us more about the job!', his friends ask him.
'English main letter aayeaa hai, main tuhanu translate kar ke sunana haaan .. tau suno kya likhya hai..'
- You Do not meet - tum to milte hi nahin ho... bahut busy ho!
- our requirements - Humhe to bahut zarooorat hai.
- no further correspondence - Aage chitthi patri di jarurat nahin hai, jaise bhi ho jaldi se aa jao
- will be entertained - Bahut khatir ki jayegi!'
Balle! Balle!
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Wife: Dear, this afternoon the big clock fell off the wall.
Had it fallen a moment sooner, my mother would have been hit on the head and badly hurt.
Husband : Oh, my God! That clock has always been slow.
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Plans for Future:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Tom: I want 2 b a doctor.
Tina: I want 2 b a good mother.
Tony: I want 2 help Tina.
Johny again...
A third grade teacher always took role call each morning
and had the pupils' answer by reciting a short poem.
The first kid sat in the first row was a teacher's pet. He stood and said, "My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can."
The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room. She stood up and answered the roll call by stating,"My name is Suzy, and when become a lady I would like to have a baby if I can, and I think I can."
The next on the list was Little Johnny, a smart boy sitting in the back of the room. He stood up and said, "My name is Johnny, and I don't give a damn about Japan but I would like to help Suzy in her plan if I can and I think I can."
paki_fan
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Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
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Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can't.
Waiter : Then does it really matter?
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Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?
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Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Penn Station.
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
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