INDIAN MATHS
1.)
CSS + MSC + MBBS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT ..
2.)
An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.
3.)
Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.
4.)
4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = 4 minute song in Hindi movie.
5.)
Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite serials.
6.)
Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -Talent.
7.)
Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan
8.)
1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda
9.)
1 person - shirt = Salman Khan
10.)
1 person + straight hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt
11.)
1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol
12.)
One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya's Film.
13.)
One man + one woman = Isha Deol
14.)
Time waste - time = Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi
15.)
Boring songs + heavy dialogues + Bogus dressing + waiste of money = Devdas
16.)
New heroes + New heroins = a flop movie
17.)
Old heroes + new heroins = a blunder
18.)
Old heroes + old heroins = time pass
19.)
action - suspense + comedy - thrill - story= Indian superhit movie
20.)
Monkey + Elephant + Mouse = Indian's Bhagwan
21.)
Do aur do paanch = Indians ka maths
I tHiNK dAt U'Ll lIKE mA CoLlEcTiOn!
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