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SupidGuy

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Admission Open to Paradise



   Eligibility Criteria:
            


(i)                   Muslim
(ii)                 Belief in ALLAH as well as in the Holy Prophet (PBUH)
(iii)                Belief in the Day of Judgement.




   Rules and Regulations:




(i)                   Admission will be based on open merit
(ii)                 There will be no self-finance scheme
(iii)                Reserved seats for Shuhada.
(iv)               Only those will be allowed to enter, who get their result cards in right hands
(v)                Those who get their result cards in left hand will not be eligible for the admission in Paradise.




    Examination Procedure:




(i)                   Practical examination is your life time.
(ii)                 Viva will be conducted on the Day of Judgement.
(iii)                First question will be asked about prayer
(iv)               Final merit list will be displayed on the same day.
(v)                No supplementary exam will be held.




    Suggestions:




        This world is an examination hall, you do not know the time when the “Malak-ul-Maut”, will take away your answer sheet. In order to make sure your success, you must attempt your paper with great care and must perform your practical examination with great concentration. For syllabus, please consult Holy Quran and Hadeeth.
        You are much worried about this life, this world is just like a drop and the life of hereafter is like an ocean. Now the choice is yours.




    Note:

        Just imagine if your name is not in the list of selected candidates???




Read it and understand it...I hope it will work somehere for someone, ameen.



Posted 11 Nov 2004

Freddy says
you didn't mention about Cast!
Posted 11 Nov 2004

any cast wud do
nobuddy's gonna ask u of ur cast
Posted 11 Nov 2004

SupidGuy says
MP
Posted 11 Nov 2004

mp what
miltary police ?
Posted 11 Nov 2004

shaista says
nice one supidguy....

cast idher hi reh jayega... wahan sub eik hain.... millionair aur ghareeb sub eik



mp aap ne naam itna lamba rakha is liye mp for short....
aur yeh cigrat pee rahe hain roze main
Posted 11 Nov 2004

sharara says
call him meffy but not MP!!!!!!
Posted 11 Nov 2004

shaista says
ok jee...

kyon koi khaas reason....
Posted 11 Nov 2004

Freddy says
yani kay bilkul freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!..........phir tu mein 2 loon ga
Posted 11 Nov 2004

shaista said:

aur yeh cigrat pee rahe hain roze main



see i quitted but dont call me a quitter...

Posted 11 Nov 2004

Ashii says
little correction

Eligibility Criteria:
(i) Muslim
id say MOMIN
Posted 11 Nov 2004

shaista says
mp cigrat choor kar gun utha li... ab kia kahein hum
Posted 11 Nov 2004

faradiya said:

yani kay bilkul free!..........phir tu mein 2 loon ga



fredy it seems that u mingled cast with cost i thought kay u just missed the 'e' from the caste but it aint the case...
Posted 11 Nov 2004

self defence u see !
there r persons who r preety carnivores
and some r herbivores as well*(supidguy)*etc
Posted 11 Nov 2004

shaista says
Posted 11 Nov 2004

SupidGuy says
come to Subject JBianz!
and Sall wat do u mean ke Id say Momin???
can u explain me a lil bit?
Posted 12 Nov 2004

BiKeR says
my name is on the hell's gate
Posted 23 Nov 2004

SupidGuy says


hey Biker dont say like that yaar.......


He Is Most Beneficial & Most Merciful





Cheers!

Posted 23 Nov 2004

surely He is the one..
Posted 23 Nov 2004

BiKeR said:

my name is on the hell's gate



hell doesnt have a gate i suppose..open for all free entry..lolz
Posted 23 Nov 2004

BiKeR says
SupidGuy said:



hey Biker dont say like that yaar.......


He Is Most Beneficial & Most Merciful





Cheers!



yes He is Most Beneficial & Most Merciful,but i always expect the unexpected
Posted 24 Nov 2004

friend_16 says
.. nice one..
Posted 24 Nov 2004

BiKeR says
Posted 25 Nov 2004

SupidGuy says


hey Bikar why ur Thumbs Down Buddy????
may i know the Reason????


Posted 25 Nov 2004

BiKeR says
SupidGuy said:



hey Bikar why ur Thumbs Down Buddy????
may i know the Reason????




thumbs up ka mood nahi tha pehlay
lo abhi le lo
Posted 26 Nov 2004

SupidGuy says

Bhayaa mood se nahi Dimaagh se kaam lia karien...


ham ek reply dekh kar bhage bhage aate hein post parhne


aisa nahi kia karoo bhaai......



Posted 26 Nov 2004

supid u appear to be an xtra caring lad..dil pay mat lay yaar marjainga..yeah
Posted 27 Nov 2004

SupidGuy says

yara MP ghalt kia naa uss ne????




Mephistopheles said:

supid u appear to be an xtra caring lad..dil pay mat lay yaar marjainga..yeah

Posted 27 Nov 2004

BiKeR says
sorry
Posted 27 Nov 2004

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