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paki_fan

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Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai.
Ab suraj ko hi dekh lo-
Aata hai Usha ke saath,
Rehta hai Kiran ke saath,
Aur jaata hai Sandhya ke saath!

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Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends.
I am Sardar

and this is sardarney,

this is my kid

and this is my kidney.

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What do u call a fat woman waiting

Moti-vaiting.

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Safed Sari Par Tum Lal Bindi Lagati Ho,
Bhagwan Kasam Ambulance Nazar Aati Ho,

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Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!!

Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!

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Posted 19 Dec 2004

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