Ghabbar Ne Kaliya ko Us k 2 SaathiyOon k Saath Raamgadh Bhejh Apnay Nayee Software Loot-Maar lanay k Liyee Kaaliya Raamgdh Phoncha Aur Cheekh Ker Bola.... !
"Abe O Thakur! Baahar nikal !! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software, jo hamne order kiya tha?"
Dhaniya, an old man comes out with a floppy in his hand.
Kaalia - "Kya laye ho dhaniya?"
Dhaniya - "Financial Accounting software hai sarkar."
Kaalia - "Suwar ke bacche! Yeh bekar software hamare liye naya? Aur woh loot-mar software kya apni beti ke baratiyon ke liye zip file mein chuppa ke rakha hai? Haraam-zada !!"
Thakur comes out of his house with anger, saying: "Chillao mat kaalia !! Jaakar gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai"
Kaalia - "Bahut garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya??"
Thakur - "Nazar utha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai".
Kaalia lifts his head. He sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another water tank, punching the keys of a Laptop.
Kaalia starts laughing and says: "Haa Haa...Ye log programming karenge thakur? Haa haa... in ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate. Suno ramgad ke vasiyon, thakur ne hijdon "ki software company banaayi hai"
Veeru shouts: "Chup-chap chala ja kaalia.Ham log consultants hain, kuch bhi kar sakte hain"
Jay hits some commands on his keyboard.
Then says: "Jao kaalia, gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya"
Kaalia - "Jaata hoon thakur. Agar gabbar ko pata chala ki Thakur Software walon ne uska loot - maar software nahin banaya, to wo poore network mein virus daal dega"
At the GABBAR's den...
GABBAR: "Kittnay bugs thay"?
KALIA: "Do sarkaar"
GABBAR: "Woh do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhee fix nahin kar sake? Kya soch kay aaye ho? Gabbar bahut khush hoga?Naya assignment dega, kyoon? Iski saza milegi.. Barobbar milegi"
