greatest lies in the world

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the greatest lies in the world

+ The check's in the mail.
+ I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.
+ I thought I already gave you that money I owed you.
+ I promise I'll pay you back next Friday.
+ I've never been this drunk before.
+ I'll never get this drunk again.
+ I've checked this Email out, and it's really not a hoax.
+ Now we're even.
+ I'm fine.
+ We found and fixed the last bug!
+ The software will ship on schedule.
+ It was as simple as that.
+ It's all your fault!
+ I love you
+ You don't need to use a condom; I'm on the Pill.
+ I don't need to use a condom; I've had a vasectomy and tested negative for STDs.
+ A representative of the government says...
+ We'll have the repairs on your car done by noon.
+ Operator, my calling card number is...
+ You look like you haven't aged a day.
+ No, I don't think that outfit makes you look fat.
+ This is what it will cost to repair your car.
+If elected, I promise...
+ You're going to love working here.
+ I don't know what you're talking about.
+ Nine out of ten people surveyed said...
+ Please hold, and a customer service representative will be with you shortly.
+ I'll only take a minute of your time.
+ Our cellular phones will give you more freedom...
+ 100% compatible with your existing equipment.
+ !!Make Money Fast!!
+ Lose all the weight you want!
+ I'm being totally unbiased.
+ I promise I'll pull out in time.
+ With all due respect...
+ For your convenience...
+ In order to serve you better...
+ I'm planning to get a divorce so I can marry you.
+ I'll call you.
+ I never meant to mislead you.
+My wife (husband) is okay with me seeing other people; s/he just doesn't want to know about it.
+ I'm not leaving you for him/her; I just need some space to think things through.
+ This will only hurt a little.
+ This will hurt me more than it does you.
+ I'm doing this for your own good.
+ It's only for a little while...
+ I didn't mean any harm.
+ Oh well, no harm done...
+ It was an accident.
+ I didn't do it.
+ I don't know who did it.
+ We are experiencing a peak level of call volume...
+ Free Adult XXX Web Site!!!
+ No obligation!
+ You may already be a winner!
+ This product was made in an environmentally friendly manner.
+ I know it's none of my business...
+ I'm not trying to tell you what to do, but...
+ This should be easy.
+ To speak to a representative, press "9".
+ It's nothing personal.
+ This isn't partisan politics; it's for the good of the country.
+ I'm not addicted; I can quit smoking any time I want.
+ New and Improved!
+ Trust me.
+That was special.
Posted 10 Jan 2005

Too long

Please post a list of greatest truths of the world also.
Posted 10 Jan 2005

guest. says
ko0o0lll
didnt read the whole thng though!!
bt its good !!
Posted 10 Jan 2005

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