A Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
koi apni biwi ka ! antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi
aadmi bola: Lagta hai pohanch gayee
Man: How was your exam today ?
Sardar: Fine, except for one question which was difficult
Man: Which one ?
Sardar: What is the past tense of THINK ?
I thought...i thought ...i thought about it and wrote THUNK
Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode
Again he comes and does the same stuff.
Wife asks : Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly
Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says "Hi, Main Bol Raha
Hoon". The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"
Santa : After my Death U marry Banta singh
Wife : But Why ? He is Ur No.1 Enemy
Santa : Darling this is the only way I can take revench with
Banta
Banta:When did George Washington die ?
Santa:Two days before his FUNERAL
Banta : Tell me five FERROCIOUS animals you can think of...
Santa : 3 Lions and 2 Tigers.
Traveling in a crowded University Special, a girl sitting, was being constantly annoyed by a sardar standing next to her. The bag he was carrying on his shoulders kept poking her off and on.Finally, fed up, she turned to him and questioned,
"What are you doing?"
Not to be amused, the sardar replied..,"MSc. Physics!"
HURRAH Thanks Sardarji
There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane. Ten were Sardars, and one was a Gujju. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't then the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally the Gujju ( of course ) said, "I'll get off."
After a really touching speech from the Gujju saying he would get off,all of the Sardars started clapping.
Problem solved !
Why did the Sardars stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.
Surd: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
Surd: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
There are a large group of surd people in a bar and they are having a celebration. Another man walks into the bar and sees the celebration and asks why all the surd people are celebrating. One of the surds says: "We had just solved a 100 piece jigsaw puzzle within six hours." The man says: "I am sorry.I do not see what the big deal is. The surd replies: "On the box it says 'from 3 to 5 years'
Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some
sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the
pub-owner. So the two Sardars swapped (exchanged) their sandwiches.
Sardarji : "Could you tell me the time difference of London and Ludhiyana ?
Operater : "please one second sir.."
"Thank you very much!", replied the Sardarji and put down the phone
Help.... the Titanic is going to be drowned...."
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God...
Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarjee in the ship.
Italian: How far is land, from here?
Sardarjee: Two miles.
Italian: Only two miles, then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again.
Italian: Just tell me which side; is land two miles from here?
Sardarjee: Downwards
Doctor to Sardaar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai
Sardar found answer to most difficult question question ever
What comes first - the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega
(i enjoyed this one the most)
A man called his 4th wife:baby doll..
3rd wife:china doll
2nd wife:barbie doll
and
1st wife:PANADOL.....:)
Boy : Jaan-e-man... is dil me aaja na!
Girl : Sandal nikalu kya?
Boy : Pagli, yeh masjid nahi hai aise hi aaja
Wife : Agar Mai mar jaun to tum kya karoge ?
Husband : Shayad mai mar jaunga.
Wife : kyon ?
Husband : Kabhi Kabhi zyada Khushi janleva hoti hai
You are an
I.D.I.O.T.
I=Intelligent
D=Decent
I=Impressive
O=Optimistic
T=Talented
R u smiling now??
* YOU IDIOT
Aik bandar apni maa say. "Maa may itna badsorat kion hoon"
Maa:: Bayta khuda ka shukar karo ussay daikho jo msg parh raha hay.. hahaha.
Majno ko laila ka SMS nahee aya ...
Majno ney 3 din khana nahee khaya .
majno marney wala hey laila key piyar main
oor laila baithii hey SMS free honey key intizar main ....
Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and
the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my
roof?
Nice Paki
