Pakistani Joke

Vajpayee, Prime Minister of India was awoken at 4am by the telephone.
"Jannab, its the Minister of Health here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the condom factory in Delhi has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire Indian supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week."

What a disaster! The economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies we'll be ruined!"

"We're going to have to ship some condoms in from abroad... China?..."
"No chance!! The tabloids will have a field day on this one!"
"What about Pakistan?"
"Maybe- but we don't want them to know that we are stuck. Call the Pakistani President Musharraf - tell him we need 50 million condoms; coloured orange and green; ten inches long and eight inches thick! That way they'll know how big the Indians really are!!"

Musharaf agreed to help Vajpayee, who agreed to help the Indians out in their hour of need. One day later a flight arrived in Delhi - full of boxes. A delighted Vajpayee rushed out to open the boxes.
He found condoms; 10 inches long; 8 inches thick, all coloured green and orange. He then noticed in small writing on each and every one:-
MADE IN PAKISTAN
SIZE : SMALL