alishba_Shah
Age: 124
Total Posts: 90
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
Yeh sher aur shayari kya karte ho,
Sachmuch inme dam nahi,
Hamse bhi kuch puchlo,
Ham bhi kisise kam nahi...
Teri beauty ne muko appeal kiya,
Dusri ko reject kiya,
Aur tisri ko select kiya...
Ladki Boli :
Chandni chaand se hoti hai,Sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai,Hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka Bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat ahar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel ?
yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel ?
So ? What's the big deal ?
woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon
Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon
6
Ladka:Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen,
Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke gher jayen,
Ladki:Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga,
Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
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Main tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Main tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye
8
Maine tujhe dekha,Handle badal badal kar,
Tere baap ne mujhe peeta sandle badal badal kar,
9
Pyar mein kisine dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai,
Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai.
10
Maine tujue pyar kiya,Saraswati samajh kar
Tere baap ne mujhe pita,Agarbattti samajh kar.
11
Kuch kuch hota hai,
Exam paas aaye,sir mera dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun,dande dikhaye,
Ab to mera sir,jaage na sota hai,
Kya karoon haye,Kuch kuch hota hai......
12
Soldier soldier......Pressure cooker khol kar
Sabzi meri uraa le gaya.
13
Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon,
Aaati hai to aaa ja,ya kisi aur ko pataoon.
14
Kaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote,
kaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote,
Chand to tu hai hi...Sitaare bhee saath hote !!
15
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi joshh ke sath !
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,badi shhor ke sath !
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
16
Khud ko kar buland itnaa !
Ke himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche,
Aur khuda tumse puche !
Abe gadhe....ab utrega kaise !
17
Main hu yahan,tu hai wahan !
Main hu yahan,tu hai wahan !
Lifebouy hai jahan,tandurusti hai wahan !
18
Jise dil diya woh dehli chali gayi !
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi !
Dil ne kaha khud kushi kar le jalim !
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi !
19
Maine tujhe dekha !
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya.
20
Teri julf hai ya andheri raat ka saaya
Teri julf hai ya andheri raat ka saaya
Sar mundwa le to savera ho jai !
21
Patharr kyun marte ho,Pura pahhar maar do,
Hum yuheen mar jayenge,Sirf ek aankh maar do !
22
Maine tumhare yadon main ro ro ke tub bhar diya !
Magar tum itne bewafa nikle,ki naha ke chal diya !
23
Teri beauty ne mujko appeal kiya,
Dusri ko reject kiya !
Aur tisri ko select kiya!
24
Gul gaye gulshan gaye,Gul Ke Patte rah gaye !
Sare Shayair mar gaye,Tum ullu ke pathe rah gaye !
25
Chandi rat main !
Hatho mein hath !
Peeche main padi
Gadhe ki lath !
26
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya,
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya,
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya.
27
Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
Yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
Sidhe upar chale aana.
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Tajmahal ki deewaron pe aaj bhi likha hua hien
Tajmahal ki deewaron pe aaj bhi likha hua hien
Yahan thookna mana hien !!
29
Aye nasid naseehat mat de,Ke dil ye ghabraaye,
Aur ullu ka pattha usey samjhoo jo mujhe samjaaye !
30
Main ne ek sapna dekha,
Sapnay main koi apna dekha,
Aye jhootay chal,Teray glasses to meray paas thay !
31
Dabbay mein dabba...Dabbay mein Khargosh !
Larki ne ankh mari larka behosh !!!
32
Woh larki Bari Payyri thi !
Jisko mein ne ankh mari thi !
Woh sandal bari pyaari thi !
Jo usne mujhe mari thi !
33
Tajmahal Kya Cheez hai,
Isse badi imarat banaunga,
Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
Tuzhe to mein zinda dafnaunga,
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Aapki ki aankhoon mein doob jane ko jee karta hai !
Par beech main yeh kambakht chashma aa jata hai !
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Aandhi ki tarah aayi,Tufan ki tarah chali gayi,
Main sindur leke khada tha,Voh rakhi bandha
