JOKES....

       I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

    I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then

I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack .



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           God saw me hungry, he created pizza

           He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi

           He saw me in dark, he created light

       He saw me without problems, he created YOU.



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           Twinkle Twinkle little star

            You should know what you are

      And once you know what you are

           Mental hospital is not so far.



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   TEACHER= Name four members of the cat family?

    STUDENTS= Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens !



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Police man= Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.

The Man= Move, move, even the brakes are not working.



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Why does history keep repeating it self?

Because we weren't listening the first time !



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A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...

still he was in jail.......why?

coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !



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An Astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.

A sardar was observing him, Suddenly a star falls, seeings

that sardar shouted "kya nishana hai"



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"Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the

violin after the operation?"

"yes of course...."

"Great ! i never could before"



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The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful why dosen't it rain on you?



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Roses are red, Violents are blue monkeys

like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

not in cage but laughing at you.



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When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to

free u from darkness and if after you pray and your

still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !



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