Sherlock Homes........Dr. Watson

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. watson go on a camping trip, setup their
tent and fall asleep. Some hours later Holmes wakes his faithful
friend."Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what u see".
Watson replies,"I see millions of stars".
"What does that tell you?"
Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me
that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
planets. Astrologically, it tells me that saturn is in leo.
Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically it's evident that the Lord is all powerful and we are
small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a
beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks "Watson you idiot,
someone has stolen our tent."