A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds
his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very
deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "before
you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just
fair...given that you are blind...that you should know
five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 220 pound blonde woman with a
black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a
professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a
professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously,
mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
declares...
"Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
