QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
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Location:
Lahore, Pakistan
There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money,and was a real miser when it came to his money.Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me".
And so, he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died,
she would put all of the money in the casket with
him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket; his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they
finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!"
She had a box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket.Then, the undertakers locked the casket down, and rolled it away. So, her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband". The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I am a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going
to put that money in that casket with him" . "You
mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!? "I sure did", said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it".
Women Are Smarter Than Men
Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower
father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away. "I'm just an ordinary man", he said, walking up to her, "but in just a
week or two, my father will die and I'll inherit 20
million dollars". The woman went home with Charles, and the next day she became his stepmother.
Women's Revenge
"Cash, check, or charge?" I asked, after folding
the items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
No", she replied, "but my husband refused to come
shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to him.
Wife vs Husband
A couple drove down a country road for several
miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to
concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"Yep", the wife replied, "in-laws".
Words
A husband read an article to his wife about how
many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we
have to repeat everything to men".
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
Coffee
A man and his wife were having an argument about
who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get
up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee". The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee".
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides,
it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee".
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me".
So, she fetched the Bible, and opened the New
Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says...
"HEBREWS".
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