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QUEEN VICTORIA

Age: 124
Total Posts: 26285
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Location:
Lahore, Pakistan
"Funny"

Promise me we are true friends



I am lamp you are light



I am Coke you are Sprite


I am Sawan you are badal


I am Normal you are Pagal


I am Water you are Tanki


I am Tarzan you are Monkey.....PoOoOoH





You r my sweet SONA


I don't want u 2 KHONA

I want a place in your heart's KONA



Otherwise i will start RONA


Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA



TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,


RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,


PEPSI ka cr8 ho,


ANDE ka oml8 ho,


E-mail KARNE ME bade le8 ho,


JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,


KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!



Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum


waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum


Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum


Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...



Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain



Tum bin hum bohat akele hain



Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain


Dekho hum kitne vele hain


* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)



Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye


Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye


Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....

Someday u may lose ur hair.


u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.


But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.


coz u cant lose wot u don't have!



Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain


maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain


Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko


aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....


waaaaahhhhhhhhh...



Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi


liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi


socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge


magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...



Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai


Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai


Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai


Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..



Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota


Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,


Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati


shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

Posted 17 May 2005

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