Two American tourists were driving around Wales...... They arrived at
Llanfairpwllgwyngllgogerychwryndwllyantsllyogogogoch, and stopped for lunch.
One tourist asked the waitress. "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are.... very slowly?".
The blond waitress leaned over and said, "Burrr-Gurrr-Kinngg..."