after the defeat (worldcup)

After the abject defeat of the Pakistani cricket team, the players were
unable to show their faces to people and they chose just stay in their
hotel rooms.
However, Shoaib Akhtar couldn't resist being in South Africa and not be
able to go out shopping and to have a few drinks. So he disguised himself
as a Sardar (sikh with turban) and sneaked out.
He met a beautiful woman at the front door of the hotel who greeted him
with "Hi, Shoaib!"
Surprised at having been caught, he stammered "H-h-how did you manage to
recognize me?"
The woman sashayed up to him suggestively and leaned forward to whisper
romantically into his ear.
"Shhh...stupid!! I'm Shahid Afridi !"    [:)][:)][:)]