funny ghazal

               Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
               I don't like your face.
               Par dil ke storage mein
               no more disk space...

               Ghar se jab tum nikali
               pehen ke reshmi gown.
               Jaane kitne dilon ka
               ho gaya server down...

               Jabse meri zindagi mein,
               aayi hai ik female.
               Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
               kya mailbox, kya e-mail...

               Dil se ek ishq ki
               application create kar raha hoon.
               Pyaar se debug karna
               mein wait kar raha hoon...

               Tumhaare intezaar mein
               neend aayee so gaya.
               Yeh dekho mera connection
               time out ho gaya...

               Kal jab miley thhey
               to dil mein hua ek sound.
               Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
               your file not found!

               Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
               woh repeat kar doonga...
               Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
               ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...