ALI G'S HOMEWORK

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Ali-G homework assignment: use each word in a sentence.

1. Foreclose
If I pay child support today, I got no money foreclose.

2. Rectum
I had two Cadillacs, but my girl rectum.

3. Hotel
I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.

4. Disappointment
My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send
me back to jail.

5. Penis
I went to the doctors and he handed me a me a cup and said penis.

6. Israel
Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake."
He say,"Bullsh*t, that watch Israel".

7. Catacomb
I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.

8. Undermine
There's a fine lookin' gal living in the apartment undermine.

9.Acoustic
When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.

10. Iraq
When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.

11. Stain
My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"

12. Seldom
My cousin gave me tickets to the nicks game, so I seldom.

13. Honor
At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, "Who was honor first?"

14. Odyssey
I tol' my bro, "You odyssey the tits on that chick!"

15. Axe
After school today, the police want to axe me some questions.

16. Fortify
I axed this hooka on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."

17. Income
I just got in bed wit da girlfriend an' income me wife.

Posted 30 Jul 2003

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