SMS HUMOR

SMS Humor #1
What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE - In both case you
feel "aur thoda ruk jaata to accha model milta"

SMS Humor #3
sunsaan sadak ke paas ke sukhe hue peepal ki tuti hui
tehni ke murjhaye hue patte par baithe hue
bhoot ke pair(leg) se nikalte hue khoon ke bimar bacteria, how r u?

SMS Humor #4
It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It's like
asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

SMS Humor #5
Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aisi sajaa mile,
tujhe aayi ho badi jor se susu, aur
kahin karne ki jagah na mile

SMS Humor #6
Woh chum le ek bar, to aati nahi neend,
unki meethi awaaz mein hee, raat jaati hai beet,
isliye kehta hoon yaaro,
kach hua chalao machchar bhagao

SMS Message #7
1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

SMS Message #8
From Mon to Sun, >From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been
..........a headache!

SMS Message #9
Falling in love is a sweet ambition,
finding true love is a life time mission..
Take my word, follow the Indian tradition
& marry ur dad's decision !


SMS Message #10

Maine poochha chand se
"dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin",
Chand ne kaha
"Abey, itni upar se dikhta hi nahi".