Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words
in the English language is the word "FU(K". It is the
one magical word,which, just by its sound, can
describe pain, pleasure, love,and hate.
In language, "FU(K" falls into many grammatical
catagories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive
(Clinton fu(ked monica) and intransitive (Monica was fu(ked
by Clinton). It can be an active verb (Clinton really gives
a fu(k) or passive verb ( Monica really doesn't give a
fu(k) ; or an adverb (Monica is fu(king interested in
Clinton), and as a noun (Monica is a terrific fu(k). It can
be used as an adjective (Monica is fu(king beautiful):
as you can see,there are very few words with
versitility of "FU(K" .
Besides its sexual connotations this incredible word
can be used to describe many situations:
Greetings----------------------How the fu(k are you?
Fraud--------------------------I got fu(ked by the car dealer.
Dismay-------------------------Oh, fu(k it!
Trouble------------------------Well, I guess I'm fu(ked now.
Aggression---------------------Fu(k You!
Disgust------------------------Fu(k Me!
Confusion----------------------What the fu(k-------?
Difficulty---------------------I don't understand this
fu(king business.
Despair------------------------Fu(ked again.
Incompetence-------------------He fu(ks up everthing.
Displeasure--------------------What the fu(k is going on here?
Lost---------------------------Where the fu(k are we?
Disbelief----------------------Unfu(kingbelievable!
Retaliation--------------------Up your fu(king @$$!
Gratitude----------------------Fu(k you very much.
Philosophy---------------------Reality fu! (ks.
It can be used to tell time-It's five fu(king thirty!
It can be used in an anatomical description - He's a fu(king
@$$hole!
It can be used in business-How the fu(k did I wind up with this
job?
It can be maternal-as in "Motherfu(ker"
It can be politcal-"Fu(k Clinton"
And never forget General Custer's last words :
"Where did all them fu(king indians come from?"
Also, the famous last words of the mayor of Hiroshima
"What the fu(k was that?"
And, last, but not least, the immortal words of the
captain of the Titanic, who said, "Where is all this
fu(king water coming from?" Followed shortly by "I'm
going to my cabin, take over the bridge and bring me
some fu(king ice."
The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of
the word.
How can anyone be offended when you say "FU(K"?
Use it frequently in your speech and it will add to
your fame and prestige.
Today, say FU(K YOU to someone and brighten their day.
