S = Saradronn ka
M= Mazaak uraanay ki
S= Service
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Sardar: I haven't slept all night in the train.
Friend: why?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: why didn't u exchange?
Sardar: ! Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth.
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A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Loss.
Do you know what the business was?
He opened a Hair Cutting Saloon in Punjab!
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A Teacher lecturing on population in India...
"After every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid."
A Sardar stands up- "we must find & stop her!"
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Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
Again had twins & named Max & Climax.
Again the same! Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!
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19 SARDARS WENT for A FILM.ON ASKING THEM WHY THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19?
THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR PEOPLE ABOVE 18...
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Sardar standing below a tube light with an open mouth................. WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Tonight's dinner should be light"
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Sardar was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column
"Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes!
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SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY - MY KID & THE GIRL - MY KIDNEY!
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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what, take an umbrella and go!
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A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied
"Arey bhai Manmohan Singh is PM not AM".
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Sardar wins 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11 crore after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 crore or else return my 20 Rs back.!
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What does a Sardar do after taking a Xerox? >> >> >He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
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Sardar proposed to a Girl......
Girl said 'I'm 1 yr elder to you'...........
Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
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WHY CAN'T SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?
** THEY CANNOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.
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Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink quickly......
Wife asks why...
Sardar says hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10
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A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U'VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
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Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
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