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Desi_MC

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Somalia, Somalia
since Javed bhai is sellin sabz tea....
desi bee unn k muqablay mein shop khol lee hai...

jee haan
garam tea k saath
garam garam anday...wow wow

jee haaaan
now Desi MC paish kerta hai
Garam Garam Andayy.....

buy 12 get 1 free.....

WIDE Variety....

Half Boiled (5rs)
Boiled (7Rs)
Raw (3Rs)
Andaa With Knor Taste (12Rs)
Desi MC's Special Taste Andaa (19Rs)

jee haaan
aaj hee lo
aaaaaaaaaaaaaanday
garam aaaaaaaaaaaaaandaaaaaayy

javed bhai aap ka business tu gaya ab   
Posted 01 Nov 2005
Ashii says


desi anday wala
Posted 01 Nov 2005
Desi_MC says
tandoor ka business thik nahi jaa raha tha
Sall k husband ko thaikay per dey diya hai   

khud andon ka business khol liya hai
duaa kero acha jaaye
Posted 01 Nov 2005
Ashii says


OMG
sall ab tandoor pe bethein ge
aur me saaaraaa din aata goonti rahu gi
aur meeennuuu,,,



nahi nahi bhaiyyaaa
mere sartaaaj ko koi aur bijnas karwa do
Posted 01 Nov 2005
Desi_MC says
bijnasssssss hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahaahah

meenu ko convent mein daal daina....
aur atta goondti rahein gee...
aap k nails bohat piyaarey hein... tohri unn ki exersice ho gi ....

itnay paison mein itna hee bijnas hota hai

mein daikhta hoon kuch

aik tu aap k husband bee kaam sey bhaagtey hein   
Posted 01 Nov 2005
Ashii says
ufffffffffff
aise nikathooo k pallle jo baandh diya aap ne bhayyaaa


mere bhaag phoote the
ab aap hi bata'ain me kya karuuuuu
mera french manicure kharab ho jae ga aate se,, kaun pay kare ga roz roz k manicures

apne jeeja jii ko ab aap ne hi sambhalna hai
Posted 02 Nov 2005
Desi_MC says
haan bandhna tu parna tha naa

roz ki 9 rotiyaan khaati thin...
elefant atta muft mein nahi ata

aur aap k medora, l'oreal, swiss miss ki makeup kits... her roz new new.....
mein ney socha yeh bank mein clerk hein kcuh upper ki amdani ho gi kuch bank ki tu aap ko sahi shoppin kerwaaein gey....
uss waqt tu Yamaha motorcycle bee hota hai gol lighton wala   

woh bee rent per liya hoowa tha...

hum ney poocha tha manzoor hai
uss waqt tu bari sharmaii thin...

chalo koi baat nahi
mein ney
aik company mein GM ki job nikalwaai hai.....
unn ko udher bhaj daina interview k liyey   
Posted 02 Nov 2005
Ashii says
fitttae mu tera



OMG
me yeh sab sall ko dikhau gi
aae ga maza
Posted 02 Nov 2005
Desi_MC says
o balle balle ho gi mitro............

whos Sall ???

n whos this Sall


Posted 02 Nov 2005
Ashii says
stooooooopid

sall my hubby
and me mrs sall,, real name aisha
itna bhi nahi pata
Posted 02 Nov 2005
Desi_MC says
kissi ney bataya hee nahi
Ayeshaaaaaaaaaaaa
wata lovely name..............

hayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bajoooooooooooooooooooooooo

unn ko bolein ap hair style bee change ker lein
Posted 02 Nov 2005
BadShaH1 says
2 garam andey for me plz
Posted 02 Nov 2005
Desi_MC says
wow wow wow
kamaaal ho gaya
dhoti phaar ker rumaal ho gaya

pehla cushhhhtuuuumer aya....

aooo jee aao jee
bismillah....

yeh lo sarkaar jee do garam anday upper yeh kaali mirch aur namak bee
yeh lo baoooo jee...

bismillaahhh


Posted 02 Nov 2005
Ashii says
hein
hair style
??



badshawwwwwwwwwwwww
nahiiiii
yeh magarmach k ande hein
Posted 02 Nov 2005
Desi_MC says
haan Sall ney khaa liyey hein
jabhee aisi baatein ker rahi hein....


haan unn ka hairstyle woh government school key matric waaley bachon jaisa.....
Posted 02 Nov 2005
BadShaH1 says
yum yum
arey kinney pesey hogai?
Posted 02 Nov 2005
Ashii says
ehhh
gvt shool k kya


apna hairstyle dekho pehle
lagta hai kissi ne dono hathon se pakar k khenche hein baal






badshahhhhhh ne kha liye

ab magar mach chore ga nahi isse
Posted 02 Nov 2005
Desi_MC says
bhai 15 rupay bantay hein aap k liyey 10....
students k liyey discount hai....

hahahah
mera hair style bee koi style hai bhala.....

yeh tu strong gel ka kamaal hai
Posted 02 Nov 2005
BadShaH1 says
10 rupees!

itney mehngey kab sey huey

sath mein tea bhi do
free ki

mager much ???
sall chor dena plz mughe
Posted 02 Nov 2005
Desi_MC says
tea bee lo bhai yeh lo
javed bhai ki dukaaan per do number lipton hai
sachi
meray pass asli maal hai
yeh lo bhai free mein tea


aur doston ko bee ley ker aao
Posted 02 Nov 2005
BadShaH1 says
wah wah
maza agayah reh
aj sey hum tumharey pakkey customer

sardion mein garam andey khaney ka pna maza!
Posted 02 Nov 2005
Desi_MC says
jee haaaan bhai
yeh lo bhai aik gold leaf bee pee lo....
yaa marlboro doon
Posted 02 Nov 2005
BadShaH1 says
gold lead nai reyy

dunhill lao na
or 1 sonf supari paaan
Posted 02 Nov 2005
Desi_MC says
chaaaaaaaaaaaaa gaya mera bhai
sonf supaari k saath Benson ka apna mazaa hai
Posted 02 Nov 2005
BadShaH1 says
haan na
udher milta hey yey sub?
foreign woreign mein?

ya phir farangi style?
Posted 02 Nov 2005
Desi_MC says
idher milta hai bhai
tulsi bee
class ki foto nahi daikhi ???

pakistani shops sey milta hai...
uncle Arshad ki choti beti hoti hai aaj kal dukaan per
bari laraaki hai

waisey farangi style bee mast hai
Posted 02 Nov 2005
BadShaH1 says
oho
phir to mojein
uncle arshad qom ki khidmat kerrai hein
Posted 02 Nov 2005
Desi_MC says
khaaak khimat ker rahey hein
jo cheez pakistan mein 10 rupay ki milti hai
woh yeh cheez yehaan 10000rupay mein bech rahey hein

looot rahey hein qom ko
Posted 02 Nov 2005
Fairl_Girl says
Desi MC's Special Taste Andaa (19Rs)
ismaain special kia hai
Posted 02 Nov 2005
BadShaH1 says
gandey unlce irshad

fairl khai batakh ka to nai?
Posted 02 Nov 2005
Desi_MC says
Desi MC's Special Taste Andaa

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n served with tissue paper
Posted 02 Nov 2005
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