Crazy Eid Moment

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LiL_DollY

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My cousins came to my house
ages 4 and 7

Well da 4 year old wanted to use my bathroom

I told her not to throw da tissue in da toliet...
To throw it in da trash...
GUess what
she did...or God knows what she threw in there...

MY TOLIET OVERFLOWED

can you imagine...

Rrrrr

Posted 04 Nov 2005

Asian says
lol

well i was sitting on the sofa, my friend came over from college, because i read the Times newspaper (they have a law suppliment) i sat their reading the paper, she bought another newspaper over to, we sat down to lift the paper only to hear her say "YOU'RES IS BIGGER THEN MINE"

when she went to get my Law text book she pulled out my pencil case (it's a cute hellow kitty with a big pink nose) she held it up and looked at me odly only for me to say

"LIKE MY PUSSY"

it came out SO WRONG!
Posted 04 Nov 2005

nikama says
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Desi_MC says
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Posted 04 Nov 2005

Asian says
IT WAS SO WRONG !!!!!!
Posted 04 Nov 2005

last year main ne boss ko Xmas par Haloween day wala mask gift kia
Posted 04 Nov 2005

nikama says
phir bhi job buch gai?
Posted 04 Nov 2005

Asian says
lol

or the time i went up Nottinghamshire for eid,
we have a local desi resturant where they all hang out, i got a taxi my aunties house to that place so i could meet a friend. when i arrived i came in and sat down i was also being staired at, (i don't live their na)

then one guy came up to take my order, the funny thing was he was in a suit, the waiter then scribbled something on to chip paper saying

"WE HAVE A BET, WHO CAN GET YOUR NUMBER FIRST"

i noded in agreement as i was thinking of how to embarris the idiot, i gave my order and he turned towards the kitchen, i think their was something on the floor he sliped and landed on the side with Yogurt all down his eham eham Private area

that very moment my friend walks is and says

"WOW FI, LOOK YOU GOT HIM EXCITED"

the waiter was falling down in fits of laughter, i grabed my friend and walked out


the HORRO THE HORRO
Posted 04 Nov 2005

nikama says
but u always get into trouble with guys asian,BTW what makes u so vulnerable?
Posted 04 Nov 2005

Asian says
i donno you should read my diary i have pages of silly situations

my sis is calling me Bridget Jones
Posted 04 Nov 2005

nikama says
its really hard being a girl in this world thanx God iam not
Posted 04 Nov 2005

LiL_DollY says
Teen Tracker said:

last year main ne boss ko Xmas par Haloween
day wala mask gift kia


so funnny
Posted 05 Nov 2005

LiL_DollY says
nikama said:

its really hard being a girl in this world thanx God
iam not



so true
Posted 05 Nov 2005

Asian says
nikama said:

its really hard being a girl in this world thanx God iam not




its like men are hormonal neanderthal
Posted 05 Nov 2005

cutefriend says
LiL_DollY said:

My cousins came to my house
ages 4 and 7

Well da 4 year old wanted to use my bathroom

I told her not to throw da tissue in da toliet...
To throw it in da trash...
GUess what
she did...or God knows what she threw in there...

MY TOLIET OVERFLOWED

can you imagine...

Rrrrr



then dont worry call the asian
she shd handel this
Posted 05 Nov 2005

nikama says
Asian said:



its like men are hormonal neanderthal

hormonal neanderthals....vow
Posted 05 Nov 2005

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