1.us ne kaha chahat kesi hai yeh teri barhti jayeeeee,,,,,, mein ne kaha tumhari chahat bharti ja rahi hai lekin mere mobile ka balance kam ho raha hai aur ab khatam hone wala hai ....... he he he :D keep smiling ..spread smiling
2.AIK DAFA AIK BACHA BAGH ME DARAKHT PAR CHAR KAR SAIB CHURA RAHA HOTA HAY.ITEFAAQ SE MAALI WAHA AA JAATA HAY, USAY KEHTA HAY NECHAY UTAR WARNA TERE GHAR JAA KAR TERE BAAP KO KEHTA HOON.BACHA KEHTA HAY GHAR JAANE KI KYA ZAROORAT HAY, SAAT WALAY DARAKHT PAR HAIN .
3.Aik Molaana majlis me takreer kar raha ta,ke jo aadmi kisi yateem ke sar par shafkat se haat rakay ga usay utna swaab milay ga jitne us yateem ke sar par baal hay.itne me aik aadmi neechay majlis se uta aur kaha molaana sahab agar wo yateem ganja huwa to?
4.Devdas ke baap ne kaha ghar chod do! Maa ne kaha paroo ko chod do! paroo ne kaha daroo peena chod do! Aap ko kisne kaha ke sms karna chod do?
5.AIK MASHHOOR KHILARI BAZAR GAYE TO LOG JAMA HOGAYE AUR UN SE AUTOGRAPH LAINAY LAGAY. AUTOGRAPH DAYTAY DAYTAY US KHILARI KAY HAATH THAK GAE TANG AKAR UNHON NAY AIK ADMI KI AUTO GARAPH BOOK PER GHADAY KI TASWIR BANADI .US ADMI NAY MUSKURATAY HOOAY KAHA JANAB! MUJHAY AAP KA AUTO GRAPH CHAHYE ,PHOTO GRAPH NAHI .
6.do dost kafe aarse bad milte hain to aik dosre se poochta he or sunao yar tumhare FSC clear ho gaye ya nahi dosra dost sharma kar nahi yar wo MATRIC clear mangte hain .
7.Babul ke duaein laiti ja ja tujh ko shohar kangal melay maika he hamaisha yaad aye susral ma itni daant melay yaad aye yahan ke murghi tujhay wahan pay chanay ke daal melay tu boll ha table tanis ke ja tujh ko pati foot boll melay Babul ke duaein laiti ja ja tujh ko shohar kangal melay Hey Girls Don''t Mind Ok Just Kiddin.
8.jo din bhi kiya din they jan tum haseen they ab tum deo(gaint) ho jin k bhi peyo ho.
9.kon kehta hai mera aashiq ganja hai bhala chand k bhi baal hoa kertay hain .
10.azmat na poochiyeh janab meray ustad ki danda oonhon nay hath main kabhi liya nahin sar ko pakar dewar main day martay hain wo kehtay hain teray sar main koi GOMRA nahin.
