Lie detector.....:D

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Cute_gal

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An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to   test a lie detector . The Englishman says:   "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer".   BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.   "Ok", he says, "10 bottles".   And the machine is silent.   The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers".   BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.   "Alright, 8 hamburgers".   And the machine's silent.   The Sardarji says:   "I think...",   BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.
Posted 27 Jun 2003

dosselpoh says
jee dara nahi.....wasay hi app ko khush kya ha:P

jokes galat hotay hein.....per ander ki batain 100 % correct hoti hein:P
Posted 15 Jul 2003

hehe insan k dil mei kia hae..woh janna bara mushkil hae na je..[;)]
n tum plej mujhe khush na karo..hum pehle hi bare khush hein..[;)]
Posted 19 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
meray lye koi mushkil nahi ha.....main do mint main jaan jata hoon kay kiss kay dil main kya ha[;)]

app khush q hein jee.......ooo abb samaj aii..meray say baat jo ker rahi hein:P
Posted 21 Jul 2003

lolz tum se bat ker ke jitna mei dukhi hoti hun na..tume keh nai sakti...[;)]
are yeh 2 mint kitne hoours k equal hote hien jee.[;)]
Posted 22 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
oppppppppssssssss yeh ulta likh gain.......ya likhna hi yeh tha...lolz:P

chalain ainda app ko dukhi nahi keroon ga....na kerain baat meray say.:(

her topic main larai ki ja rahi hein[:(]
Posted 22 Jul 2003

uff chalo yaar
larai larai maaf karo..
aj se hum dost ban jate hien..kia khyal hae ? shayad mera dukh thoa kam hojae.....[:)]
Posted 24 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
chalain app kehti hein too theek ha.......doosti paki phir:)

our yeh ap ka dukh kaam ho gye ga.....what matlab jee......app ka dukh mere waja say tha pehlay kya????
Posted 24 Jul 2003

arer nahi yeh dukh may be hamari larai ki waja se tha...islie..
chalo dosti dosti paki na?[:o]
Posted 24 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
oooooo phir theek ha....no more larai.....ab acha acha baan ker rehna ha:)

meri taraf say too doosti bilkul paki[:)]
Posted 24 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
yeh doosti sirf iss topic kay lye ha ya??????????
kisi bhi topic per no larai....??????????
Posted 24 Jul 2003

hien..chalo..mei to kher pehle hi achi bachi thi..ab aur achi hojaungi..
JB walon..suno re suno..aj se HooR n Joji..Frnds hogaye hien..
Posted 24 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
friends too ho gye hein.....per yeh bhi too batain nay kay sirf yahan ....ya saray JB per......takay main baqi jaga kuch na kahoon:P
Posted 24 Jul 2003

lolz..tumara kia khyal hae?
Posted 24 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
agar door ki soochain tooo........agar saray JB per friend ban gye too post kya kerain gay....kya app ka larai kye beghair dil lag gye ga...just asking??????
Posted 24 Jul 2003

hehe..yeh to hae..fir kia karna chahiyeeeeee?[:O]
Posted 24 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
main kuch nahi kehta.......app bari hein......ap hi decide kerain......jo faisla hoo bata dain...mujay manzoor ha:)
Posted 24 Jul 2003

nai nai..mei itni bari nahin hun..waise yeh yaad aya k U ne muje apni age nahi batai..[:O]
age batao ..n fir decide karo!
Posted 24 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
profile kiss lye hoti ha....jain ja ker daikh lain:P
Posted 24 Jul 2003

Cute_gal says
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dats wat ya wana believe....:p


dats wat ya think....:P



& i kno m rite..:p



i know kay tumhari mazaq ki adat nahi ja sakti...:P



mai kab mazaak ker rahi hoon...:P



opper our kahan[:D]


kahan??
Posted 25 Jul 2003

Cute_gal says
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ab kiya hai?/...:p


din ha



mai samjhi raat ho rahihai...:p



jab tak tum nay reply kya ha.......waqi raat ho gai ha:P


haan abhi bhi raat ho rahi hai...[^]
Posted 25 Jul 2003

nai joji..profile ko maro goli, mei tumare mun se sunna chahti hun ma dost....[:I]
Posted 25 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
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dats wat ya wana believe....:p


dats wat ya think....:P



& i kno m rite..:p



i know kay tumhari mazaq ki adat nahi ja sakti...:P



mai kab mazaak ker rahi hoon...:P



opper our kahan[:D]



kahan??


daikhna na.....meray say poochti rehna....jaoo main nahi batata:P
Posted 25 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
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ab kiya hai?/...:p


din ha



mai samjhi raat ho rahihai...:p



jab tak tum nay reply kya ha.......waqi raat ho gai ha:P



haan abhi bhi raat ho rahi hai...[^]


nahi raat nahi..adhi raat:P
Posted 25 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
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nai joji..profile ko maro goli, mei tumare mun se sunna chahti hun ma dost....[:I]



acha too soonain......
ajj sal takreeban sooolaan baras pehlay aik chand sa bacha is dunya main aya tha....us kay maan baap nay us ka naam J say rakha.....abb naam too app ko pata hi ha na:P
Posted 25 Jul 2003

Cute_gal says
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dats wat ya wana believe....:p


dats wat ya think....:P



& i kno m rite..:p



i know kay tumhari mazaq ki adat nahi ja sakti...:P



mai kab mazaak ker rahi hoon...:P



opper our kahan[:D]



kahan??



daikhna na.....meray say poochti rehna....jaoo main nahi batata:P


coz tumhen khud nahi pat...:p
Posted 26 Jul 2003

Cute_gal says
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ab kiya hai?/...:p


din ha



mai samjhi raat ho rahihai...:p



jab tak tum nay reply kya ha.......waqi raat ho gai ha:P



haan abhi bhi raat ho rahi hai...[^]



nahi raat nahi..adhi raat:P


nahi na...
Posted 26 Jul 2003

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Originally posted by dosselpoh

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Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

nai joji..profile ko maro goli, mei tumare mun se sunna chahti hun ma dost....[:I]



acha too soonain......
ajj sal takreeban sooolaan baras pehlay aik chand sa bacha is dunya main aya tha....us kay maan baap nay us ka naam J say rakha.....abb naam too app ko pata hi ha na:P



solah baras pehle......chand....hein?[:O] yeh kaise hua?itna bara Anart..[;)]lolz
acha naam to tumaara pata hai joji mujhe....woh kia tha..hmmmmm.......oh mei bhul gayeee....[;)] yad ker ke ati hun....[:P]

n are joji bare signature wignature change ker lie hein..kia bat hae? kis ko impress kerne ki koshish horae hae..[;)] lolz
nyways nice signature:) per mujh se acha nahi hae..[;)]
Posted 26 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
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dats wat ya wana believe....:p


dats wat ya think....:P



& i kno m rite..:p



i know kay tumhari mazaq ki adat nahi ja sakti...:P



mai kab mazaak ker rahi hoon...:P



opper our kahan[:D]



kahan??



daikhna na.....meray say poochti rehna....jaoo main nahi batata:P



coz tumhen khud nahi pat...:p


tumhain jaisay sab pata ha:P
Posted 27 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
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ab kiya hai?/...:p


din ha



mai samjhi raat ho rahihai...:p



jab tak tum nay reply kya ha.......waqi raat ho gai ha:P



haan abhi bhi raat ho rahi hai...[^]



nahi raat nahi..adhi raat:P



nahi na...

q na???
mana keroo kabhi [:(!]
Posted 27 Jul 2003

dosselpoh says
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Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

nai joji..profile ko maro goli, mei tumare mun se sunna chahti hun ma dost....[:I]



acha too soonain......
ajj sal takreeban sooolaan baras pehlay aik chand sa bacha is dunya main aya tha....us kay maan baap nay us ka naam J say rakha.....abb naam too app ko pata hi ha na:P



solah baras pehle......chand....hein?[:O] yeh kaise hua?itna bara Anart..[;)]lolz
acha naam to tumaara pata hai joji mujhe....woh kia tha..hmmmmm.......oh mei bhul gayeee....[;)] yad ker ke ati hun....[:P]

n are joji bare signature wignature change ker lie hein..kia bat hae? kis ko impress kerne ki koshish horae hae..[;)] lolz
nyways nice signature:) per mujh se acha nahi hae..[;)]


jaldi yaad ker kay ainn...me waiting:P

jee sig kisi ko impress kernay kay lye change kertay hein kya...agar asi baat hoti too main too roo zhi kya kerta:P

woo wasay hi bore ho gya tah pooranay walay say too soocha ker loon:p
thanx ...meray saray hi sig achay hotay hein...jk

app say acha nahi ha.....actually kuch ziada hi acha ha:P
Posted 27 Jul 2003

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