Lie detector.....:D

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Cute_gal

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An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to   test a lie detector . The Englishman says:   "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer".   BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.   "Ok", he says, "10 bottles".   And the machine is silent.   The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers".   BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.   "Alright, 8 hamburgers".   And the machine's silent.   The Sardarji says:   "I think...",   BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.
Posted 27 Jun 2003

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

na jee na ..im not in talash..bus wohi waja hae jo tell ki mein ne ap ko!



nahi yeh nahi ho sakta na.......24 hrs app isi taran daikhtii rehti hein...yeh zaroor kisi ki talash ha...

Wada ker kay sajan na aya
udeekan ich raat lang gai...lolz..




lo ker lo baat..kaha nai kisi ki talash nahi hae..samjha karo joji!
Posted 04 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
main too samajnay ki try ker raha hoon.....per nahi a rahi na samaj.....shaid app samjha hi nahi raheen sahi say:P
Posted 04 Aug 2003

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by adeeb

ab seb hee tekreeben achi gup shup kerleti hein..including uuuu...



kab say main sun raha hoon......per main nay kaha kay chaloo koi baat nahi chotay motay jhoot chaltay hein......per abb too itnay baray baray jhooot......nahi jee yeh app jiss ki baat ker rahay ho yeh koi achi gup shup nahi kertee......[:P]jk




joji...Shhhhhhh........ab woh meri taref kar raha hae to use kerne do na..tume kia hae....mun band karo apna......[:(!]
Posted 04 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
ohhhhh woo app kay baray main bool raha tha......solly solly.....pehlay batana tha na....main samjha kay cute kay baray main bool raha ha:P

keroo jee keroo tareef:)
Posted 04 Aug 2003

adeeb says
mein kya tareef keru..tareef uss Khuda ki jisne tujhe banaya...
Posted 04 Aug 2003

Cute_gal says
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

kya matlab jee....main apnay app ko bacha samajta nahi hoo..main hoon bacha dade ama:P








hahahahahahahahahhahaahahahaha...
Posted 04 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
colgate ka istehar nahi chal raha yahan
Posted 05 Aug 2003

ahem ahem adeeb jee..[;)]

dekho jooji sun li na tareff..chalo ab ur turn joji..[:P]
Posted 05 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
hmmmmmm........main bhi internet per search kerta hoon.....adeeb nay koon see tareef hud ki ha....ye too hamd ka shair ha:P
Posted 06 Aug 2003

adeeb says
tareef to ki na..
Posted 06 Aug 2003

Cute_gal says
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

colgate ka istehar nahi chal raha yahan



i know....yahan dentonic ka ishtahaar chal raha hai...:p
Posted 07 Aug 2003

quote:
Originally posted by adeeb

tareef to ki na..



rite rite adeeb..
dekho joji us ne taref ki hae..tum ne to tareef bi nai ki..[:(]
Posted 07 Aug 2003

Cute_gal says
kis ki tareef?
Posted 07 Aug 2003

meri cutie......
Posted 07 Aug 2003

Cute_gal says
oh...[;P]
Posted 07 Aug 2003

hei is mei hasne ki kia bat thi....[:O]
Posted 07 Aug 2003

Cute_gal says
mai kab hasi??
Posted 07 Aug 2003

mujhe laga k u hasi ho..
chalo nai hasi to ab has lo..
Posted 07 Aug 2003

Cute_gal says
khair...
tum kahan ho aaj kal??
Posted 07 Aug 2003

mei ghar per..[;)]
are yar mei yahi hoti hun, roz online ati hun...
u tell me wha u doin now a dayz? mus b on holidayz?

Posted 07 Aug 2003

Cute_gal says
nope.....no holidays for me...:(
Posted 07 Aug 2003

Y ? Y ? Y?
Posted 07 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by adeeb

tareef to ki na..



galti insan hi kerta ha[:P]jk
Posted 07 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

colgate ka istehar nahi chal raha yahan



i know....yahan dentonic ka ishtahaar chal raha hai...:p



yeh jahan tak mujay yaad ha....dentonic kay ishtehar main too aik bander nahi ata tha...[:P]lolz.....jk

bohat poorana ishtehar ha yeh
Posted 07 Aug 2003

joji...[:O]
fir se panga..leying.....us ne meri taref ki thi......
Posted 07 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

quote:
Originally posted by adeeb

tareef to ki na..



rite rite adeeb..
dekho joji us ne taref ki hae..tum ne to tareef bi nai ki..[:(]



abb zaroori to nahi na jo woo keray main bhi keroon:P

app mujay q keh rahi hein kay main woo keroon jo us nay kya....us ko kahain na kay jo main nay kya ha wo keraye[:P]
Posted 07 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

kis ki tareef?



meri our kiss ki.....app ki too abb kernay say rahay...:P..jk
Posted 07 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

nope.....no holidays for me...:(



holiday too un ki hoteen hein jo skool ya college jain..:P
Posted 07 Aug 2003

joji..muje nai pata..ab me in ghusa..ab taref kerni pare gi..
dekho ek bat..adeeb ne tareef ker di..aur tum ne yah kaha k ghalti insan se hoti hae..chalo atleast adeebne yeh to sabit ker diya k he is insan..tum bhi karo ab...[;)]
Posted 07 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
app adeeb ki itni side q la rahi hein.....aik too aisa kertee hein .....phir kehtee hein kay shaq bhi na keroo...jabkay kabhi kabhi too mujay yakeen bhi ho jata ha[:P]jk

chalain app ki tareef kuch din baad keroon ga..abb sooch samaj ker kerni ha na
Posted 07 Aug 2003

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