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An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector . The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Ok", he says, "10 bottles". And the machine is silent. The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Alright, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent. The Sardarji says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.
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quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh quote:Originally posted by london_ki_hoor na jee na ..im not in talash..bus wohi waja hae jo tell ki mein ne ap ko! nahi yeh nahi ho sakta na.......24 hrs app isi taran daikhtii rehti hein...yeh zaroor kisi ki talash ha... Wada ker kay sajan na aya udeekan ich raat lang gai...lolz..lo ker lo baat..kaha nai kisi ki talash nahi hae..samjha karo joji!
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main too samajnay ki try ker raha hoon.....per nahi a rahi na samaj.....shaid app samjha hi nahi raheen sahi say:P
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quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh quote:Originally posted by adeeb ab seb hee tekreeben achi gup shup kerleti hein..including uuuu... kab say main sun raha hoon......per main nay kaha kay chaloo koi baat nahi chotay motay jhoot chaltay hein......per abb too itnay baray baray jhooot......nahi jee yeh app jiss ki baat ker rahay ho yeh koi achi gup shup nahi kertee......[:P]jkjoji...Shhhhhhh........ab woh meri taref kar raha hae to use kerne do na..tume kia hae....mun band karo apna......[:(!]
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ohhhhh woo app kay baray main bool raha tha......solly solly.....pehlay batana tha na....main samjha kay cute kay baray main bool raha ha:P keroo jee keroo tareef:)
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mein kya tareef keru..tareef uss Khuda ki jisne tujhe banaya...
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quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh kya matlab jee....main apnay app ko bacha samajta nahi hoo..main hoon bacha dade ama:P hahahahahahahahahhahaahahahaha...
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colgate ka istehar nahi chal raha yahan
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ahem ahem adeeb jee..[;)] dekho jooji sun li na tareff..chalo ab ur turn joji..[:P]
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hmmmmmm........main bhi internet per search kerta hoon.....adeeb nay koon see tareef hud ki ha....ye too hamd ka shair ha:P
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tareef to ki na..
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quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh colgate ka istehar nahi chal raha yahan i know....yahan dentonic ka ishtahaar chal raha hai...:p
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quote:Originally posted by adeeb tareef to ki na.. rite rite adeeb..
dekho joji us ne taref ki hae..tum ne to tareef bi nai ki..[:(]
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kis ki tareef?
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meri cutie......
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oh...[;P]
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hei is mei hasne ki kia bat thi....[:O]
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mai kab hasi??
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mujhe laga k u hasi ho.. chalo nai hasi to ab has lo..
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khair... tum kahan ho aaj kal??
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mei ghar per..[;)] are yar mei yahi hoti hun, roz online ati hun... u tell me wha u doin now a dayz? mus b on holidayz?
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nope.....no holidays for me...:(
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Y ? Y ? Y?
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quote:Originally posted by adeeb tareef to ki na.. galti insan hi kerta ha[:P]jk
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quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh colgate ka istehar nahi chal raha yahan i know....yahan dentonic ka ishtahaar chal raha hai...:pyeh jahan tak mujay yaad ha....dentonic kay ishtehar main too aik bander nahi ata tha...[:P]lolz.....jk
bohat poorana ishtehar ha yeh
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joji...[:O] fir se panga..leying.....us ne meri taref ki thi......
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quote:Originally posted by london_ki_hoor quote:Originally posted by adeeb tareef to ki na.. rite rite adeeb.. dekho joji us ne taref ki hae..tum ne to tareef bi nai ki..[:(]abb zaroori to nahi na jo woo keray main bhi keroon:P
app mujay q keh rahi hein kay main woo keroon jo us nay kya....us ko kahain na kay jo main nay kya ha wo keraye[:P]
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quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal kis ki tareef? meri our kiss ki.....app ki too abb kernay say rahay...:P..jk
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quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal nope.....no holidays for me...:( holiday too un ki hoteen hein jo skool ya college jain..:P
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joji..muje nai pata..ab me in ghusa..ab taref kerni pare gi.. dekho ek bat..adeeb ne tareef ker di..aur tum ne yah kaha k ghalti insan se hoti hae..chalo atleast adeebne yeh to sabit ker diya k he is insan..tum bhi karo ab...[;)]
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app adeeb ki itni side q la rahi hein.....aik too aisa kertee hein .....phir kehtee hein kay shaq bhi na keroo...jabkay kabhi kabhi too mujay yakeen bhi ho jata ha[:P]jk chalain app ki tareef kuch din baad keroon ga..abb sooch samaj ker kerni ha na
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