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An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector . The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Ok", he says, "10 bottles". And the machine is silent. The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Alright, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent. The Sardarji says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.
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are us ne taref ki hae na..isle side lani parti hae..samjha karo.. ..samjhe kuch.......kisi ko na kahna..[;)] aur yeh shak na kia karo mere per.....samjhe naa.....
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ooo samaj gya.....per is ka too matlab yeh howa kay....app meri side is lye lati hein kay main nay app ki tareef abhi kerni ha...nahi ..aisa na kerain
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quote:Originally posted by london_ki_hoor Y ? Y ? Y? aaj last day tha.....m free now!!...:p
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quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh colgate ka istehar nahi chal raha yahan i know....yahan dentonic ka ishtahaar chal raha hai...:p yeh jahan tak mujay yaad ha....dentonic kay ishtehar main too aik bander nahi ata tha...[:P]lolz.....jk bohat poorana ishtehar ha yehlolz........kuch ziada hi achi nahi hai tumhari yaadasht...:p
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quote:Originally posted by london_ki_hoor joji...[:O] fir se panga..leying.....us ne meri taref ki thi...... ye asal mai na jealous ho raha hai...:p
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quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal kis ki tareef? meri our kiss ki.....app ki too abb kernay say rahay...:P..jkhuh!!
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quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal nope.....no holidays for me...:( holiday too un ki hoteen hein jo skool ya college jain..:Plolz.....:p
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quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh colgate ka istehar nahi chal raha yahan i know....yahan dentonic ka ishtahaar chal raha hai...:p yeh jahan tak mujay yaad ha....dentonic kay ishtehar main too aik bander nahi ata tha...[:P]lolz.....jk bohat poorana ishtehar ha yeh lolz........kuch ziada hi achi nahi hai tumhari yaadasht...:pbaas kabhi garoor nahi kya:P
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quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal quote:Originally posted by london_ki_hoor joji...[:O] fir se panga..leying.....us ne meri taref ki thi...... ye asal mai na jealous ho raha hai...:pjo ho raha ha asal main.....us nay likh dya ha;P
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lolz......:p...good 4 u
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quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal kis ki tareef? meri our kiss ki.....app ki too abb kernay say rahay...:P..jk huh!!yeh ghusay main hoo......ya kuch paste kernay ko mila nahi??????[:P]jk
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quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal nope.....no holidays for me...:( holiday too un ki hoteen hein jo skool ya college jain..:P lolz.....:ptoo hasoo phir:P
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quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal kis ki tareef? meri our kiss ki.....app ki too abb kernay say rahay...:P..jk huh!! yeh ghusay main hoo......ya kuch paste kernay ko mila nahi??????[:P]jku got stuck over dis word,,PASTe.,....lolz
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quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal nope.....no holidays for me...:( holiday too un ki hoteen hein jo skool ya college jain..:P lolz.....:p too hasoo phir:P[:D]...sahi hai?
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nahi thora our.....per zoor say:P
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quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal kis ki tareef? meri our kiss ki.....app ki too abb kernay say rahay...:P..jk huh!! yeh ghusay main hoo......ya kuch paste kernay ko mila nahi??????[:P]jk u got stuck over dis word,,PASTe.,....lolzstop pasting den:P
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quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh ooo samaj gya.....per is ka too matlab yeh howa kay....app meri side is lye lati hein kay main nay app ki tareef abhi kerni ha...nahi ..aisa na kerain aray yh to bus uper se keh rahi hun mei..samjh rahe ho na tum..aise nazar nai lagti kisi ki..[;)]
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app ko wasay bhi kiss ki nazar lagnee ha....jiss taran app daikhtee hein...sab koo ap say daar ha....:P
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Are Yaa Yeh Meri Ankhon Ko Nazar Laga Di Na Tum Ne..Dekho Signature Ko Mere.....Huh.. Kitni Baar Kaha Hai Bar Bar Ankhon Ki Tareef Na Kia Karo..[;)]
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kisne dekhi hein yeh aankhein tumhari..hum to bina dekhe hee diwane hogaey..
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sun lo joji..adeeb jee kia kah rahe hein..aur tum ho ke bus.. waise adeebjee sachi mei bina dekhe tusi dewana hogae si..[;)]
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quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal kis ki tareef? meri our kiss ki.....app ki too abb kernay say rahay...:P..jk huh!! yeh ghusay main hoo......ya kuch paste kernay ko mila nahi??????[:P]jk u got stuck over dis word,,PASTe.,....lolz stop pasting den:Ppastin' wat.??
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quote:Originally posted by adeeb kisne dekhi hein yeh aankhein tumhari..hum to bina dekhe hee diwane hogaey.. chaloo abb daikh bhi loo ankhain.....daikhnay kay baad apnay alfaz yakeenan wapas la loo gay:P
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quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal kis ki tareef? meri our kiss ki.....app ki too abb kernay say rahay...:P..jk huh!! yeh ghusay main hoo......ya kuch paste kernay ko mila nahi??????[:P]jk u got stuck over dis word,,PASTe.,....lolz stop pasting den:P pastin' wat.??abb yeh bhi batana paray ga kya:P
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quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal kis ki tareef? meri our kiss ki.....app ki too abb kernay say rahay...:P..jk huh!! yeh ghusay main hoo......ya kuch paste kernay ko mila nahi??????[:P]jk u got stuck over dis word,,PASTe.,....lolz stop pasting den:P pastin' wat.?? abb yeh bhi batana paray ga kya:Paur nahi to kiya...:p
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quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh quote:Originally posted by adeeb kisne dekhi hein yeh aankhein tumhari..hum to bina dekhe hee diwane hogaey.. chaloo abb daikh bhi loo ankhain.....daikhnay kay baad apnay alfaz yakeenan wapas la loo gay:Phan dekhnay k bad alfaz wapis lo ge..aur apni statment ko change ker k kaho gay k
Is Jahan Ki Nahin Hain HooR Tumari Ankhain
Asman Se Yeh Kis Ne Utari Ankhein..[;)
kiu adeb je thek na?
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quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal quote:Originally posted by dosselpoh quote:Originally posted by Cute_gal kis ki tareef? meri our kiss ki.....app ki too abb kernay say rahay...:P..jk huh!! yeh ghusay main hoo......ya kuch paste kernay ko mila nahi??????[:P]jk u got stuck over dis word,,PASTe.,....lolz stop pasting den:P pastin' wat.?? abb yeh bhi batana paray ga kya:P aur nahi to kiya...:pyeh bataooo.......ajj tak ap nay hud say kuch kya ha.....[morph][para]
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