Lie detector.....:D

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Cute_gal

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An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to   test a lie detector . The Englishman says:   "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer".   BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.   "Ok", he says, "10 bottles".   And the machine is silent.   The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers".   BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.   "Alright, 8 hamburgers".   And the machine's silent.   The Sardarji says:   "I think...",   BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.
Posted 27 Jun 2003

are us ne taref ki hae na..isle side lani parti hae..samjha karo..
..samjhe kuch.......kisi ko na kahna..[;)]
aur yeh shak na kia karo mere per.....samjhe naa.....
Posted 07 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
ooo samaj gya.....per is ka too matlab yeh howa kay....app meri side is lye lati hein kay main nay app ki tareef abhi kerni ha...nahi ..aisa na kerain

Posted 07 Aug 2003

Cute_gal says
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Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

Y ? Y ? Y?



aaj last day tha.....m free now!!...:p
Posted 09 Aug 2003

Cute_gal says
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Originally posted by dosselpoh

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Originally posted by Cute_gal

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Originally posted by dosselpoh

colgate ka istehar nahi chal raha yahan



i know....yahan dentonic ka ishtahaar chal raha hai...:p



yeh jahan tak mujay yaad ha....dentonic kay ishtehar main too aik bander nahi ata tha...[:P]lolz.....jk

bohat poorana ishtehar ha yeh



lolz........kuch ziada hi achi nahi hai tumhari yaadasht...:p
Posted 09 Aug 2003

Cute_gal says
quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

joji...[:O]
fir se panga..leying.....us ne meri taref ki thi......



ye asal mai na jealous ho raha hai...:p
Posted 09 Aug 2003

Cute_gal says
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Originally posted by dosselpoh

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Originally posted by Cute_gal

kis ki tareef?



meri our kiss ki.....app ki too abb kernay say rahay...:P..jk



huh!!
Posted 09 Aug 2003

Cute_gal says
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Originally posted by dosselpoh

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Originally posted by Cute_gal

nope.....no holidays for me...:(



holiday too un ki hoteen hein jo skool ya college jain..:P



lolz.....:p
Posted 09 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
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Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

colgate ka istehar nahi chal raha yahan



i know....yahan dentonic ka ishtahaar chal raha hai...:p



yeh jahan tak mujay yaad ha....dentonic kay ishtehar main too aik bander nahi ata tha...[:P]lolz.....jk

bohat poorana ishtehar ha yeh



lolz........kuch ziada hi achi nahi hai tumhari yaadasht...:p



baas kabhi garoor nahi kya:P
Posted 09 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

joji...[:O]
fir se panga..leying.....us ne meri taref ki thi......



ye asal mai na jealous ho raha hai...:p



jo ho raha ha asal main.....us nay likh dya ha;P
Posted 09 Aug 2003

Cute_gal says
lolz......:p...good 4 u
Posted 09 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

kis ki tareef?



meri our kiss ki.....app ki too abb kernay say rahay...:P..jk



huh!!


yeh ghusay main hoo......ya kuch paste kernay ko mila nahi??????[:P]jk
Posted 09 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

nope.....no holidays for me...:(



holiday too un ki hoteen hein jo skool ya college jain..:P



lolz.....:p


too hasoo phir:P
Posted 09 Aug 2003

Cute_gal says
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

kis ki tareef?



meri our kiss ki.....app ki too abb kernay say rahay...:P..jk



huh!!


yeh ghusay main hoo......ya kuch paste kernay ko mila nahi??????[:P]jk



u got stuck over dis word,,PASTe.,....lolz
Posted 09 Aug 2003

Cute_gal says
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

nope.....no holidays for me...:(



holiday too un ki hoteen hein jo skool ya college jain..:P



lolz.....:p


too hasoo phir:P



[:D]...sahi hai?
Posted 09 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
nahi thora our.....per zoor say:P
Posted 09 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

kis ki tareef?



meri our kiss ki.....app ki too abb kernay say rahay...:P..jk



huh!!


yeh ghusay main hoo......ya kuch paste kernay ko mila nahi??????[:P]jk



u got stuck over dis word,,PASTe.,....lolz



stop pasting den:P
Posted 09 Aug 2003

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

ooo samaj gya.....per is ka too matlab yeh howa kay....app meri side is lye lati hein kay main nay app ki tareef abhi kerni ha...nahi ..aisa na kerain






aray yh to bus uper se keh rahi hun mei..samjh rahe ho na tum..aise nazar nai lagti kisi ki..[;)]
Posted 09 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
app ko wasay bhi kiss ki nazar lagnee ha....jiss taran app daikhtee hein...sab koo ap say daar ha....:P
Posted 09 Aug 2003

Are Yaa Yeh Meri Ankhon Ko Nazar Laga Di Na Tum Ne..Dekho Signature Ko Mere.....Huh..
Kitni Baar Kaha Hai Bar Bar Ankhon Ki Tareef Na Kia Karo..[;)]
Posted 11 Aug 2003

adeeb says
kisne dekhi hein yeh aankhein tumhari..hum to bina dekhe hee diwane hogaey..
Posted 11 Aug 2003

sun lo joji..adeeb jee kia kah rahe hein..aur tum ho ke bus..
waise adeebjee sachi mei bina dekhe tusi dewana hogae si..[;)]
Posted 12 Aug 2003

Cute_gal says
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Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

kis ki tareef?



meri our kiss ki.....app ki too abb kernay say rahay...:P..jk



huh!!


yeh ghusay main hoo......ya kuch paste kernay ko mila nahi??????[:P]jk



u got stuck over dis word,,PASTe.,....lolz



stop pasting den:P



pastin' wat.??
Posted 13 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

Are Yaa Yeh Meri Ankhon Ko Nazar Laga Di Na Tum Ne..Dekho Signature Ko Mere.....Huh..
Kitni Baar Kaha Hai Bar Bar Ankhon Ki Tareef Na Kia Karo..[;)]



abb yeh ankhain xpire ho gai hein....koi our lain:P

main app ko achi see dhood ker deta hoon...yeh check kerain
















Posted 24 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by adeeb

kisne dekhi hein yeh aankhein tumhari..hum to bina dekhe hee diwane hogaey..


chaloo abb daikh bhi loo ankhain.....daikhnay kay baad apnay alfaz yakeenan wapas la loo gay:P
Posted 24 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

kis ki tareef?



meri our kiss ki.....app ki too abb kernay say rahay...:P..jk



huh!!


yeh ghusay main hoo......ya kuch paste kernay ko mila nahi??????[:P]jk



u got stuck over dis word,,PASTe.,....lolz



stop pasting den:P



pastin' wat.??


abb yeh bhi batana paray ga kya:P
Posted 24 Aug 2003

Cute_gal says
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

kis ki tareef?



meri our kiss ki.....app ki too abb kernay say rahay...:P..jk



huh!!


yeh ghusay main hoo......ya kuch paste kernay ko mila nahi??????[:P]jk



u got stuck over dis word,,PASTe.,....lolz



stop pasting den:P



pastin' wat.??


abb yeh bhi batana paray ga kya:P



aur nahi to kiya...:p
Posted 25 Aug 2003

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

Are Yaa Yeh Meri Ankhon Ko Nazar Laga Di Na Tum Ne..Dekho Signature Ko Mere.....Huh..
Kitni Baar Kaha Hai Bar Bar Ankhon Ki Tareef Na Kia Karo..[;)]



abb yeh ankhain xpire ho gai hein....koi our lain:P

main app ko achi see dhood ker deta hoon...yeh check kerain






















lolz na joji bacha..yeh apni ankhein muje donate na karo..[:P] mei dhund lun gi koi aur....[;)]
Posted 25 Aug 2003

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by adeeb

kisne dekhi hein yeh aankhein tumhari..hum to bina dekhe hee diwane hogaey..


chaloo abb daikh bhi loo ankhain.....daikhnay kay baad apnay alfaz yakeenan wapas la loo gay:P



han dekhnay k bad alfaz wapis lo ge..aur apni statment ko change ker k kaho gay k
Is Jahan Ki Nahin Hain HooR Tumari Ankhain
Asman Se Yeh Kis Ne Utari Ankhein..[;)

kiu adeb je thek na?
Posted 25 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

kis ki tareef?



meri our kiss ki.....app ki too abb kernay say rahay...:P..jk



huh!!


yeh ghusay main hoo......ya kuch paste kernay ko mila nahi??????[:P]jk



u got stuck over dis word,,PASTe.,....lolz



stop pasting den:P



pastin' wat.??


abb yeh bhi batana paray ga kya:P



aur nahi to kiya...:p



yeh bataooo.......ajj tak ap nay hud say kuch kya ha.....[morph][para]
Posted 25 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

Are Yaa Yeh Meri Ankhon Ko Nazar Laga Di Na Tum Ne..Dekho Signature Ko Mere.....Huh..
Kitni Baar Kaha Hai Bar Bar Ankhon Ki Tareef Na Kia Karo..[;)]



abb yeh ankhain xpire ho gai hein....koi our lain:P

main app ko achi see dhood ker deta hoon...yeh check kerain






















lolz na joji bacha..yeh apni ankhein muje donate na karo..[:P] mei dhund lun gi koi aur....[;)]


main apni akhain q donate kernay laga......app to doo din main harab ker dain:P
chalain dhoond lain hud say....per ap ko kuch nahi milnay wala:P
Posted 25 Aug 2003

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