Lie detector.....:D

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An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to   test a lie detector . The Englishman says:   "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer".   BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.   "Ok", he says, "10 bottles".   And the machine is silent.   The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers".   BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.   "Alright, 8 hamburgers".   And the machine's silent.   The Sardarji says:   "I think...",   BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.
Posted 27 Jun 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by adeeb

kisne dekhi hein yeh aankhein tumhari..hum to bina dekhe hee diwane hogaey..


chaloo abb daikh bhi loo ankhain.....daikhnay kay baad apnay alfaz yakeenan wapas la loo gay:P



han dekhnay k bad alfaz wapis lo ge..aur apni statment ko change ker k kaho gay k
Is Jahan Ki Nahin Hain HooR Tumari Ankhain
Asman Se Yeh Kis Ne Utari Ankhein..[;)

kiu adeb je thek na?


lolz
adeeb yaara.....sachi sachi batana.....mujay pata ha kay sach bataya too hoor naraz ho gye gee.....per koi baat nahi:P

shair arz kya ha

teri left wali ankh ..right wali ankh say keh rahi ha
tobah yeh naak ajj kitni beh rahi ha
[morph]
Posted 25 Aug 2003

Cute_gal says
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Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

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Originally posted by Cute_gal

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Originally posted by dosselpoh

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Originally posted by Cute_gal

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Originally posted by dosselpoh

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Originally posted by Cute_gal

kis ki tareef?



meri our kiss ki.....app ki too abb kernay say rahay...:P..jk



huh!!


yeh ghusay main hoo......ya kuch paste kernay ko mila nahi??????[:P]jk



u got stuck over dis word,,PASTe.,....lolz



stop pasting den:P



pastin' wat.??


abb yeh bhi batana paray ga kya:P



aur nahi to kiya...:p



yeh bataooo.......ajj tak ap nay hud say kuch kya ha.....[morph][para]

ofcourse.....tumhari tapaya hai na khud se....;p...
Posted 25 Aug 2003

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

Are Yaa Yeh Meri Ankhon Ko Nazar Laga Di Na Tum Ne..Dekho Signature Ko Mere.....Huh..
Kitni Baar Kaha Hai Bar Bar Ankhon Ki Tareef Na Kia Karo..[;)]



abb yeh ankhain xpire ho gai hein....koi our lain:P

main app ko achi see dhood ker deta hoon...yeh check kerain






















lolz na joji bacha..yeh apni ankhein muje donate na karo..[:P] mei dhund lun gi koi aur....[;)]


main apni akhain q donate kernay laga......app to doo din main harab ker dain:P
chalain dhoond lain hud say....per ap ko kuch nahi milnay wala:P




agar mil jayae to ?
Posted 26 Aug 2003

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by adeeb

kisne dekhi hein yeh aankhein tumhari..hum to bina dekhe hee diwane hogaey..


chaloo abb daikh bhi loo ankhain.....daikhnay kay baad apnay alfaz yakeenan wapas la loo gay:P



han dekhnay k bad alfaz wapis lo ge..aur apni statment ko change ker k kaho gay k
Is Jahan Ki Nahin Hain HooR Tumari Ankhain
Asman Se Yeh Kis Ne Utari Ankhein..[;)

kiu adeb je thek na?


lolz
adeeb yaara.....sachi sachi batana.....mujay pata ha kay sach bataya too hoor naraz ho gye gee.....per koi baat nahi:P

shair arz kya ha

teri left wali ankh ..right wali ankh say keh rahi ha
tobah yeh naak ajj kitni beh rahi ha
[morph]




ooho jjoji bacha flu hogaya hae.....tissue la dun tumhein[;)]
aur yeh tum apni predictionz apne pas rakho adeeb se puch lena jo woh kahe ga..samje na...
Posted 26 Aug 2003

adeeb says
quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by adeeb

kisne dekhi hein yeh aankhein tumhari..hum to bina dekhe hee diwane hogaey..


chaloo abb daikh bhi loo ankhain.....daikhnay kay baad apnay alfaz yakeenan wapas la loo gay:P



han dekhnay k bad alfaz wapis lo ge..aur apni statment ko change ker k kaho gay k
Is Jahan Ki Nahin Hain HooR Tumari Ankhain
Asman Se Yeh Kis Ne Utari Ankhein..[;)

kiu adeb je thek na?


lolz
adeeb yaara.....sachi sachi batana.....mujay pata ha kay sach bataya too hoor naraz ho gye gee.....per koi baat nahi:P

shair arz kya ha

teri left wali ankh ..right wali ankh say keh rahi ha
tobah yeh naak ajj kitni beh rahi ha
[morph]




ooho jjoji bacha flu hogaya hae.....tissue la dun tumhein[;)]
aur yeh tum apni predictionz apne pas rakho adeeb se puch lena jo woh kahe ga..samje na...


in aankhon ki masti ke mastane hazaron hein ..
jahan interest ho wahan ki tareef to benda kerta hee hae..;)
lekin ab joji ne kaha hae to in aankhon mein/ko dekhna hee perega..:)
Posted 26 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
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Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

kis ki tareef?



meri our kiss ki.....app ki too abb kernay say rahay...:P..jk



huh!!


yeh ghusay main hoo......ya kuch paste kernay ko mila nahi??????[:P]jk



u got stuck over dis word,,PASTe.,....lolz



stop pasting den:P



pastin' wat.??


abb yeh bhi batana paray ga kya:P



aur nahi to kiya...:p



yeh bataooo.......ajj tak ap nay hud say kuch kya ha.....[morph][para]

ofcourse.....tumhari tapaya hai na khud se....;p...



lolzian
hahahahaha
main kabhi nahi tapta.....app yeh khayal dil say nikal doo[:p]
Posted 26 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by adeeb

kisne dekhi hein yeh aankhein tumhari..hum to bina dekhe hee diwane hogaey..


chaloo abb daikh bhi loo ankhain.....daikhnay kay baad apnay alfaz yakeenan wapas la loo gay:P



han dekhnay k bad alfaz wapis lo ge..aur apni statment ko change ker k kaho gay k
Is Jahan Ki Nahin Hain HooR Tumari Ankhain
Asman Se Yeh Kis Ne Utari Ankhein..[;)

kiu adeb je thek na?


lolz
adeeb yaara.....sachi sachi batana.....mujay pata ha kay sach bataya too hoor naraz ho gye gee.....per koi baat nahi:P

shair arz kya ha

teri left wali ankh ..right wali ankh say keh rahi ha
tobah yeh naak ajj kitni beh rahi ha
[morph]




ooho jjoji bacha flu hogaya hae.....tissue la dun tumhein[;)]
aur yeh tum apni predictionz apne pas rakho adeeb se puch lena jo woh kahe ga..samje na...



jee la dain..main app ko aik aik ker kay deta jaoon ga....ajj app ki naak bohat beh rahi he[:P]lolzian...just kidding

chalain a janay dain adeeb jee ko.....app ko meray per yakeen nahi ha too:P
Posted 26 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by adeeb

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by adeeb

kisne dekhi hein yeh aankhein tumhari..hum to bina dekhe hee diwane hogaey..


chaloo abb daikh bhi loo ankhain.....daikhnay kay baad apnay alfaz yakeenan wapas la loo gay:P



han dekhnay k bad alfaz wapis lo ge..aur apni statment ko change ker k kaho gay k
Is Jahan Ki Nahin Hain HooR Tumari Ankhain
Asman Se Yeh Kis Ne Utari Ankhein..[;)

kiu adeb je thek na?


lolz
adeeb yaara.....sachi sachi batana.....mujay pata ha kay sach bataya too hoor naraz ho gye gee.....per koi baat nahi:P

shair arz kya ha

teri left wali ankh ..right wali ankh say keh rahi ha
tobah yeh naak ajj kitni beh rahi ha
[morph]




ooho jjoji bacha flu hogaya hae.....tissue la dun tumhein[;)]
aur yeh tum apni predictionz apne pas rakho adeeb se puch lena jo woh kahe ga..samje na...


in aankhon ki masti ke mastane hazaron hein ..
jahan interest ho wahan ki tareef to benda kerta hee hae..;)
lekin ab joji ne kaha hae to in aankhon mein/ko dekhna hee perega..:)



haan sahi taran ankhoon ko daikhna.....last time bhi galat glasses day dee theen ap nay dr jee[:P]
Posted 26 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by adeeb

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by adeeb

kisne dekhi hein yeh aankhein tumhari..hum to bina dekhe hee diwane hogaey..


chaloo abb daikh bhi loo ankhain.....daikhnay kay baad apnay alfaz yakeenan wapas la loo gay:P



han dekhnay k bad alfaz wapis lo ge..aur apni statment ko change ker k kaho gay k
Is Jahan Ki Nahin Hain HooR Tumari Ankhain
Asman Se Yeh Kis Ne Utari Ankhein..[;)

kiu adeb je thek na?


lolz
adeeb yaara.....sachi sachi batana.....mujay pata ha kay sach bataya too hoor naraz ho gye gee.....per koi baat nahi:P

shair arz kya ha

teri left wali ankh ..right wali ankh say keh rahi ha
tobah yeh naak ajj kitni beh rahi ha
[morph]




ooho jjoji bacha flu hogaya hae.....tissue la dun tumhein[;)]
aur yeh tum apni predictionz apne pas rakho adeeb se puch lena jo woh kahe ga..samje na...


in aankhon ki masti ke mastane hazaron hein ..
jahan interest ho wahan ki tareef to benda kerta hee hae..;)
lekin ab joji ne kaha hae to in aankhon mein/ko dekhna hee perega..:)



haan sahi taran ankhoon ko daikhna.....last time bhi galat glasses day dee theen ap nay dr jee[:P]
Posted 26 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

Are Yaa Yeh Meri Ankhon Ko Nazar Laga Di Na Tum Ne..Dekho Signature Ko Mere.....Huh..
Kitni Baar Kaha Hai Bar Bar Ankhon Ki Tareef Na Kia Karo..[;)]



abb yeh ankhain xpire ho gai hein....koi our lain:P

main app ko achi see dhood ker deta hoon...yeh check kerain






















lolz na joji bacha..yeh apni ankhein muje donate na karo..[:P] mei dhund lun gi koi aur....[;)]


main apni akhain q donate kernay laga......app to doo din main harab ker dain:P
chalain dhoond lain hud say....per ap ko kuch nahi milnay wala:P




agar mil jayae to ?


too us ka email la ker mujay day dain......[;)]jk
nahi milay gee
Posted 26 Aug 2003

Cute_gal says
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

kis ki tareef?



meri our kiss ki.....app ki too abb kernay say rahay...:P..jk



huh!!


yeh ghusay main hoo......ya kuch paste kernay ko mila nahi??????[:P]jk



u got stuck over dis word,,PASTe.,....lolz



stop pasting den:P



pastin' wat.??


abb yeh bhi batana paray ga kya:P



aur nahi to kiya...:p



yeh bataooo.......ajj tak ap nay hud say kuch kya ha.....[morph][para]

ofcourse.....tumhari tapaya hai na khud se....;p...



lolzian
hahahahaha
main kabhi nahi tapta.....app yeh khayal dil say nikal doo[:p]



ab jhoot to na bolo...:p
Posted 26 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
kab bola main nay jhooot????????:P
me sacha pyara sa bacha
Posted 26 Aug 2003

Cute_gal says
haan tumhari tarha to koi ho hi nahi sakta....:p....khair....tumne apni pic dekhi.....Phunny pics mai?....:p
Posted 26 Aug 2003

dosselpoh says
meri pic...let me see.....zaroor kuch boora hi banaya hoo ga....[:(]
Posted 26 Aug 2003

Cute_gal says
aur nahi to kiya...Pp
Posted 26 Aug 2003

kiyaaaaaaaaaaa ?
Posted 28 Aug 2003

Cute_gal says
lo hea we go again!!
Posted 28 Aug 2003

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by adeeb

kisne dekhi hein yeh aankhein tumhari..hum to bina dekhe hee diwane hogaey..


chaloo abb daikh bhi loo ankhain.....daikhnay kay baad apnay alfaz yakeenan wapas la loo gay:P



han dekhnay k bad alfaz wapis lo ge..aur apni statment ko change ker k kaho gay k
Is Jahan Ki Nahin Hain HooR Tumari Ankhain
Asman Se Yeh Kis Ne Utari Ankhein..[;)

kiu adeb je thek na?


lolz
adeeb yaara.....sachi sachi batana.....mujay pata ha kay sach bataya too hoor naraz ho gye gee.....per koi baat nahi:P

shair arz kya ha

teri left wali ankh ..right wali ankh say keh rahi ha
tobah yeh naak ajj kitni beh rahi ha
[morph]




ooho jjoji bacha flu hogaya hae.....tissue la dun tumhein[;)]
aur yeh tum apni predictionz apne pas rakho adeeb se puch lena jo woh kahe ga..samje na...



jee la dain..main app ko aik aik ker kay deta jaoon ga....ajj app ki naak bohat beh rahi he[:P]lolzian...just kidding

chalain a janay dain adeeb jee ko.....app ko meray per yakeen nahi ha too:P



aray sorry joji tissue phinish hogaye hein...[:P] yum apni shirt use ker lo thek hae na..[;)]

aay joji muje tum per yakeen hota hae..per fir tumari yeh harkatein jo hie mujhe na yaken kerne per majbor ker deti hien...
Posted 28 Aug 2003

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by adeeb

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by adeeb

kisne dekhi hein yeh aankhein tumhari..hum to bina dekhe hee diwane hogaey..


chaloo abb daikh bhi loo ankhain.....daikhnay kay baad apnay alfaz yakeenan wapas la loo gay:P



han dekhnay k bad alfaz wapis lo ge..aur apni statment ko change ker k kaho gay k
Is Jahan Ki Nahin Hain HooR Tumari Ankhain
Asman Se Yeh Kis Ne Utari Ankhein..[;)

kiu adeb je thek na?


lolz
adeeb yaara.....sachi sachi batana.....mujay pata ha kay sach bataya too hoor naraz ho gye gee.....per koi baat nahi:P

shair arz kya ha

teri left wali ankh ..right wali ankh say keh rahi ha
tobah yeh naak ajj kitni beh rahi ha
[morph]




ooho jjoji bacha flu hogaya hae.....tissue la dun tumhein[;)]
aur yeh tum apni predictionz apne pas rakho adeeb se puch lena jo woh kahe ga..samje na...


in aankhon ki masti ke mastane hazaron hein ..
jahan interest ho wahan ki tareef to benda kerta hee hae..;)
lekin ab joji ne kaha hae to in aankhon mein/ko dekhna hee perega..:)



haan sahi taran ankhoon ko daikhna.....last time bhi galat glasses day dee theen ap nay dr jee[:P]



mujhe lens chahiye...joji lens kaha hain?[:(!]
Posted 28 Aug 2003

Cute_gal says
wo to us ne guma diye...:p
Posted 25 Sep 2003

valandrian says
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