SOME FACTS:

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tarar786

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SOME FACTS:
An insect falls into a mug of tea !
Englishman: throws the mug away and walks out.
American: takes the insect out and drinks the tea.
Chinese: eats the insect and throws the tea away.
Israeli: sucks the tea from the insect before throwing the insect
away and drinking the tea.
Pakistani: accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his tea
and vows to reply in kind.

Indian: accuses Pakistan of helping the insect to infiltrate into the
mug, supplying it with nourishment to continue swimming in the tea,
blames it as a long term ISI operation, terms the insect as an Islamic
militant, then an Afghan mercenary, then a Pakistan army regular and
finally a Pakistan SSG commando in an undercover operation and
presents identity card of the bug to prove that it indeed is a
Pakistan army person in an undercover operation to change the status
of LOC, and vows to defend every inch of the mug and every drop of tea.

Posted 29 Mar 2003

tarar786 says
During a surprise check on the Car Park of the National Assembly in Islamabad CBR revealed 180 cars with fake Registration Papers. Many of them were stolen.
(Moinuddin Khan- Ex-Chairman CBR)
Posted 29 Mar 2003

tarar786 says
Nawa-e-Waqt quoted Imran Khan saying in Lahore that Nawaz Sharif had appointed his private secretary Khayam Qaiser as ambassador to Abu Dhabi so that he could arrange to extract Rs 9 billion from the party intending to buy Habib Bank. The sum would thereafter be used to pay the outstanding debt of the Sharif Family, he said. He also said that Nawaz Sharif could be disqualified for selling sugar to India.
Posted 29 Mar 2003

SaPnA says

it can be true you never know
Posted 04 Apr 2003

tarar786 says
I think most of them are True as I know Paki politicians very well.
Posted 05 Apr 2003

Xtreme says
Well All Are Cheats And We make them Win , so We are Cheats
Posted 05 Apr 2003

sharara says
kya hai.. its all a matter of wrong place wrong time.. [:D]
im sure if i were given power it wud be terrible...
Posted 05 Apr 2003

BoRnFl_iRt says
quote:
Originally posted by tarar786

I think most of them are True as I know Paki politicians very well.



U Do ? [bgcool][bandit]
Posted 05 Apr 2003

sharara says
Yar dosti hogi.. or maybe he is one too????? well mat tang karo itna sa... ;)
Posted 05 Apr 2003

BoRnFl_iRt says
Main Ne Kab Kitta Tang Kissi Ko [:I]
Posted 05 Apr 2003

sharara says
hmm Good Quewstion... ill answer when i remember..
Posted 05 Apr 2003

BoRnFl_iRt says
ORITE :

Lil Admini .. Bubye For Now ..

Bye BYe BYe From (kinG) [;)]
Posted 05 Apr 2003

sharara says
ok cya King.. and be good...
Posted 05 Apr 2003

BoRnFl_iRt says
Yeah Me Back ..
Aur Waise Wat U Mean By B Good [:I]

I M Always Good To Every1 [:P][:p] Woh To Ghalati Se Kabhi Kabhi Mishtake Ho Jaati Hai [:p][:p]
Posted 05 Apr 2003

sharara says
oh acha.. proof do..
Posted 05 Apr 2003

BoRnFl_iRt says
Ab Kiya Proof Dena Sab Se Bara Proof To Sexybaby 18 Aur Tum & Rani Hai [:p] Apne Dil Se Poocho [:P]
Posted 05 Apr 2003

sharara says
hmm yeh to baat hai
Posted 05 Apr 2003

BoRnFl_iRt says
Dekha Tum Nahin De Saktien Na Jawaab [:P]
Posted 05 Apr 2003

sharara says
haan.. im all outta brins by now
Posted 05 Apr 2003

BoRnFl_iRt says
Ok [:)]
Posted 05 Apr 2003

sharara says
see im brainless.. and i admit it..
how dumb am i to do that?
Posted 05 Apr 2003

BoRnFl_iRt says
Well U R A DumB [?][?]
who Said [?][?]
Posted 05 Apr 2003

sharara says
ME SAID
Posted 06 Apr 2003



you ... lol

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Posted 06 Apr 2003

sharara says
HAAN MEEEE y u laffin at me?
Posted 06 Apr 2003

BoRnFl_iRt says
Well Cuz Under Ki Baat Hai Yahaan Nahin Bol Sakta .. [:I]
Posted 06 Apr 2003



anywayz.. jo kissi kay samnay nahi boal saktay tu akaylay mein bhi nahi kehni chahiyea :)

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Posted 07 Apr 2003

Xtreme says
Agreed WOL
and any way who needs smarts chicks hahah
DUMB are better
Posted 07 Apr 2003

sweetie says
welcome back xtreme

Posted 07 Apr 2003



yeah

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Posted 07 Apr 2003

BoRnFl_iRt says
quote:
Originally posted by WARMTH OF LOVE



anywayz.. jo kissi kay samnay nahi boal saktay tu akaylay mein bhi nahi kehni chahiyea :)

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Haaaaan HaaaN Tum Logon K Saamne Bol Doun Takeh Baad Main Tum Uss Baat Ka Batanger Bana Do [:P]
Posted 07 Apr 2003

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