somethings - u just can;t explain...
i'll tell u my story...
Well…I was sitting by my cow, milking her
Just as I got the bucket full, she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket.
Some things you just can't explain
I took her left leg and tied it to the post on her left….Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket
Some things you just can't explain
I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right
Well I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail
Some things you just can't explain
Well, "I didn't have anymore rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter
At that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in...Some things you just can't explain
