BITTO,S CORNER

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Bitoo

Age: 124
Total Posts: 1884
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I DEALS ALL TYPES OF PROBLEMS SO
PLZZZZ
AND GET SOLLUTIONS.

LIKE
HOW CAN I CHEAT IN EXAMS.
HER KISEM K BAHANAY CHUTI KERNAY K BAHANAY
101 TAREEEQAY

SO I AM READY FOR ANSWERS
Posted 02 Mar 2006

Asian says
Why have men got to stair?


why is their never a decent smelling nail varnish remover?

why is it that people think if your not engaged or married at the age of 18 u have achieved nothing?

why the sun yellow?

why is it that people bad mouth the Europen union, more then half of the uk's project is funded by the EU?

why do people who come from pak think desi's cannot understand urdu or Punjabi

why did ferrari not win the champion's title last year?

why my hair go light brown in the sun, then i end up looking like i dyed it

why are you such a baby?

why is your nose so big?
Posted 02 Mar 2006

Ayesha says
bitoo beta phens gaya
Posted 02 Mar 2006

aikalone says
ayeshaayesha

App ka beta phans gaya or aap has rahee hain

Chalin us kee help karain.
Posted 02 Mar 2006

Bitoo says
very simple
if u accept it?

the answer is

aap k demagh ko wash kernay ki zaroret hai.

actualy aap k mind ajeeb ajeeb say khayal isleyeh paida ho rahain hai.keyo memmoery main thori c problem ho gaeee hai.
jeb b aap k mind main asay question paida hoo tow apnay sir per 10 kilo wala stone rekh ker hoob socha karain phir gradualy aap k mind main isterha k question ana bend ha jaey gay.

any thing else?
ho na mr lajawab
Posted 02 Mar 2006

~CHANDNI~ says
Posted 02 Mar 2006

Ayesha says
aikalone said:

ayeshaayesha

App ka beta phans gaya or aap has rahee hain

Chalin us kee help karain.



tum say kis nay baat ki hay?
Posted 02 Mar 2006

Mishall says
lol... bitoo' ganda hai .. cheating kartaa hai..
mummy ne bataya nahe cheating karna gandi baat hai?
Posted 02 Mar 2006

Doctor Sam says
how can i get MBBS degree right after my third year exams..
Posted 02 Mar 2006

Bitoo said:

I DEALS ALL TYPES OF PROBLEMS SO
PLZZZZ
AND GET SOLLUTIONS.

LIKE
HOW CAN I CHEAT IN EXAMS.
HER KISEM K BAHANAY CHUTI KERNAY K BAHANAY
101 TAREEEQAY

SO I AM READY FOR ANSWERS




Bitoo TT se classes lo

coz I alwasy say

If u r not cheating u r not trying
I Lie I steal I Cheat
Viva La JB
Posted 02 Mar 2006

i saw u at corner of street..written there..bitto corner
Posted 02 Mar 2006

wahan charas ka ada bana letre hain
Posted 02 Mar 2006

yaar bitoo
   if theres no way out..should he get a taweezz a mohabbat..???

and how can he learn english...???

and whenever he tries to concentrate on his studies    comes into his mind..???what to do

Posted 04 Mar 2006

my prob mai ciggie peena chahta hoon
Posted 05 Mar 2006

yaar who edits my post all the time..lolz
it was not that L...his name startts with L...
u rather delete the whole post..


disregards
Frankenstein
Posted 06 Mar 2006

bittoo...u better open a pan corner woh zyda chalay ga..lolz

yaar bitto my baba wont let me have long hair what to do..????
Posted 06 Mar 2006

Ayesha says
Franky...tum apnay baba ko khush karnay k liye hair cutting kara lo...
aur khud ko khush karnay k liye aik wig khareed lo
Posted 06 Mar 2006

Bitoo says
mai ganday bachoo ko solutions nahee doo ga.
ayesha haas ker k tum ko
Posted 06 Mar 2006

Mishall says
yeh kia horaha hai
Posted 06 Mar 2006

Ayesha says
Posted 06 Mar 2006

Asian says
Bitoo said:

very simple
if u accept it?

the answer is

aap k demagh ko wash kernay ki zaroret hai.

actualy aap k mind ajeeb ajeeb say khayal isleyeh paida ho rahain hai.keyo memmoery main thori c problem ho gaeee hai.
jeb b aap k mind main asay question paida hoo tow apnay sir per 10 kilo wala stone rekh ker hoob socha karain phir gradualy aap k mind main isterha k question ana bend ha jaey gay.

any thing else?
ho na mr lajawab




u still havent answered why u kala?
Posted 06 Mar 2006

Ayesha says
dhoop main patengain ura ura ker kala ho gaya hay
Posted 06 Mar 2006

Asian says
eh?


itna kala hai na, us na new naam hai PINGU
Posted 06 Mar 2006

Ayesha says
PINGU or KALLU?
Posted 06 Mar 2006

Asian says
ayeshaayesha said:

PINGU or KALLU?



pingu the pengiun


kallu is tt
Posted 06 Mar 2006

Ashii says
my pb,, aaj kal

nosy beh rahi hai
kya karu
Posted 06 Mar 2006

Ayesha says
kia aapko bhi bird flu ho gaya hay?
Posted 06 Mar 2006

Ashii says
bird flu insanon ko bhi hota hai
Posted 06 Mar 2006

SohniKuddi says
Bittoo Uncle.....
humara prob............
log itne chalaak kiun hote hain?
chalaak logon ko kaise samjha jaye?
maarne ke elawa koi aur solution hai kiya?

jaldi jaldi batao....dham ghoot raha he
Posted 06 Mar 2006

Bitoo says
jo log chalak hatain ha na
pata......................

ab tum asian or ayesha ko he daikh low.khud ko buhat chalaq samajty hai.

lakin 1 no ki bewaqooof hai.pata in donu ko manay buhat mara tha isleyeh maray khilaf ho gaeee hai.

manay inn dono k naak tor deyeh thay.

ab dono tootay howay naak lay ker ghoomty hai.

or in donu ka naam pata hai keya hai??/

kisi ko b naheeee pata
mai bata ta hoooooooo




in ka naam hai totay howay naaak wali.

zara ek mertaba pukarow.






totay howay naak wali ayesha/asian


Posted 07 Mar 2006

Bitoo says
asian tum khud kitni kali ho.car main sirf dress he nazer araha hai



Posted 07 Mar 2006

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