Here is a letter written by a HR executive to his love:
Dearest Ms Heer,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. However, during probation our affair can be terminated without assigning any reasons. Of course, upon successful completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account. However, I will provide you exclusive medical treatment at my own cost.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be stand terminated without further notice and I shall be looking for more alternatives. Furthermore, if you do not wish to avail my current offer, please forward this letter to your sister for her consideration. Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Haqqoqe Insaniat
