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Cute_gal

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A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:

2Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2French men and 1 French woman

2German men and 1 German woman
2Greek men and 1 Greek woman

2Polish men and 1 Polish woman

2Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman

2Irish men and 1 Irish woman
2Indian men 1 Indian woman

2 pakistani men 1 pakistani woman

One month later, on various parts of the island, the following was observed:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the Greek woman is cooking and cleaning for them.
The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.

The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island trying to sell them the Mexican woman.
The two Irish men began by dividing up their part of the island into Northern & Southern parts, and by setting up a distillery. They do not remember the Irish woman because it gets sort foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey; but at least the English are not getting any.

The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Indian woman

Ant da 2 paki guys r lookin' for a piece of paper so dat dey can through dere phone# at da woman.
[xx(].
Posted 18 May 2003

dosselpoh says
tum bhi jaooo:P
Posted 20 May 2003

Cute_gal says
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

tum bhi jaooo:P



mai ja ker wapas bhi a gaye...:p
Posted 21 May 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

tum bhi jaooo:P



mai ja ker wapas bhi a gaye...:p



kisss nay kaha tha anay ko
Posted 21 May 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by Bazigaar

liar liar



nice movie by jim carry
Posted 21 May 2003

quote:
Originally posted by Bazigaar

quote:
why not u? i'll fight bazi to free u


no need to fight...she;s all ur;s...lol



Aj Kal Sharam Ka KAhin Naam Dur Dur Tak NAzar Nahi Ata...[;)]
Posted 21 May 2003

dosselpoh says
ha hi nahi too nazar kaisay aye ga
Posted 22 May 2003

Cute_gal says
quote:
Originally posted by Bazigaar

liar liar



[:I]
Posted 22 May 2003

wohi joji..c tum samjh gaye meri bat ko.. C mere Se bat ker ke tum Kitne inteeligent hogaye ho..[:)]
Posted 22 May 2003

dosselpoh says
i was thinking the same about u:)....
jab say main app say batain kernay laga hoon......app bari syani syani batain kernain lag gaii hein
Posted 22 May 2003

lolz yehi mein ne samjha tha tumare lie....ab is mein se kaun si bat sahi hae.[;)] Kaun Sacha Kaun Jhota..[;)]
Posted 22 May 2003

Cute_gal says
tum dono fazool mai pareshan ho rahe ho....asal mai...jab se tum dono ne mujh se baat karna shrow ki hai....bas tab se kuch kuch intelligent ho gaye ho....lolz.....:p
Posted 23 May 2003

LO EK AUR UMEED WAR...[;)]
WAH JI WAH...NAHIN NAHIN CUTIE...TUME GALAT FEHMI HAE..TUME NAHI LAGTA....[;)]
Posted 23 May 2003

Cute_gal says
lagta hai tabhi to kaha hai....lolz.....:p
Posted 23 May 2003

tabhi to mein tumari ghalt fehmi dur ker rahi hun na..[;)] take tume fir na lage yeh galat batin...[:P]
Posted 23 May 2003

Cute_gal says
mai ghalat baten kerti hi nahi hoon....so fiker not...:p
Posted 23 May 2003

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Posted 19 May 2004

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