HUM - TUM

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Virdan

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HUM - TUM

Boy : I'm a photographer i've been looking for a face like yours!
Girl : I'm a plastic surgeon i've been looking for a face like yours!!!

Boy : Hi!didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
Girl : Must've been once.i never make the same mistake twice!!!

Boy : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
Girl : No,i'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

Boy : How did you get to be so beautiful?
Girl : I must've been given your share!!!

Boy : Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Girl : It's hot!!!

Boy : I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Girl : Okay,but would you stay there?

Boy : Will you come out with me this Saturday?
Girl : Sorry! i'm having a headache this weekend!!!

Boy : Your face must turn a few heads!
Girl : And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!

Boy : Go on ,don't be shy.Ask me out!
Girl : Okay,get out!!!

Boy : I think I could make you very happy
Girl : Why,are you leaving?

Boy : What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
Girl : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

Boy : Can I have your name?
Girl : why,don't you already have one?

Boy : Shall we go and see a film?
Girl : I've already seen it!!!

Boy : Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Girl : Nah,it was plain bad luck!!!

Boy : You know I can't seem to get your face out of my mind.
Girl : Wow really, I have a similar problem I cant seem to get you out of my face!!!

Boy : When I look at your face, I can't hold my self down..
Girl : And when I look at your face I can't seem to keep my food down!

Boy : You know when they made u they must have broken the mold.
Girl : Yeah and when they were making you must have leaked out of your mold!!

Boy : Roses are red, Violets are blue, could there be anyone as beautiful as you?
Girl : Roses are red, Violets are blue, i'm sure there's no-one as ugly as you!

Boy : Did you miss me while I was away??
Girl : Were you away??

Boy : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
Girl : What time was it??

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

Boy : Say you love me! Say you love me!
Girl : You love me...

Boy : When we get engaged will you give me a ring??
Girl : Sure, what's your phone number??

CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so
        overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour..
PETER : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...

Boy : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
Girl : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
Girl : How soon??


Boy : Do you have a phone number I can reach you on?
Girl : Sorry, telephones are against my religion!!!

Boy : Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl : Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Boy : Is this seat empty?
Girl : Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Boy : I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl : It's in the phone book.
Boy : But I don't know your name.
Girl : That's in the phone book too.

Boy : Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Girl : Do not Enter

Boy : I know how to please a woman.
Girl : Then please leave me alone.

Boy : I want to give myself to you.
Girl : Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Boy : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Girl : Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Boy : Your body is like a temple
Girl : Sorry, there are no services today.

Boy : I hope you didn't hurt yourself when fell to earth from heaven.
Girl : No, but it looks like you landed on your face!

Girl : You remind me of the sea.
Boy : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Girl : NO, because you make me sick.

Boy : Phoebe says I'm pretty. Rachael says I'm ugly. What do u think, Monica?
Boy : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly
Posted 11 Apr 2006

new_beau says
JABARdusht Yarrrr
Posted 11 Apr 2006

cutefriend says
Posted 12 Apr 2006

Virdan says
yes bro its to much
Posted 12 Apr 2006

new_beau says
Girl : You remind me of the sea.
Boy : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Girl : NO, because you make me sick.



ho hye
Posted 12 Apr 2006

Virdan says
aap k Allah Allah karnay k din hain aap kaya kar rahay hain yahan per
Posted 13 Apr 2006

new_beau says
Kyun..CF ki itni bhi zyaada umar nahin hay Virdan
Posted 13 Apr 2006

Virdan says
wohi to mein un se keh raha hon keh nb ki itni zayda umar hay keh un k waqai Allah Allah karnay k din hain aap ka kaya khyal hay brother NB k baray mein
Posted 16 Apr 2006

new_beau says
Posted 16 Apr 2006

Rapunzel says
shahbah yoon hi aik doosre ko ragedte raho
mujhe mazza aa raha hai
Posted 17 Apr 2006

new_beau says
Posted 17 Apr 2006

Virdan says
lo jee yahan to hamein baqaida laraya ja raha hay kahee forum per america to nahee aa gaya
Posted 18 Apr 2006

pehlay perha hai but v funny
Posted 18 Apr 2006

Rapunzel says
BAHi aap aisa kah rahe ho mujhe
afsoos bhai bhai na raha
Posted 19 Apr 2006

Ayesha says
Boy : Phoebe says I'm pretty. Rachael says I'm ugly. What do u think, Monica?
Boy : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly



Posted 19 Apr 2006

Virdan says
rapunzel said:

BAHi aap aisa kah rahe ho mujhe
afsoos bhai bhai na raha


woh kaya hay na keh behan bhi to behan na rahi thi america bann gai thi na so hum ne socha hum bhi zara badalein khud ko waqt ki raftaar k sath per apni behan k liyay to hum wohi hain na
Posted 19 Apr 2006

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
Girl : How soon??



Posted 20 Apr 2006

Rapunzel says
Virdan said:

rapunzel said:

BAHi aap aisa kah rahe ho mujhe
afsoos bhai bhai na raha


woh kaya hay na keh behan bhi to behan na rahi thi america bann gai thi na so hum ne socha hum bhi zara badalein khud ko waqt ki raftaar k sath per apni behan k liyay to hum wohi hain na



haan g shahbash hai
Posted 20 Apr 2006

Virdan says
lo jee ik aur shabash mil gai mubarak amir sahib tawano mubarkan
Posted 20 Apr 2006

oh ho koun se mubaraka?
Posted 20 Apr 2006

Virdan says
shabash milnay ki khushi mien na
Posted 20 Apr 2006

Rapunzel says
Posted 22 Apr 2006

Virdan says
Lo sadi pein bhi han rahi hay lagta hay mama se shikayat krni he paray gi
Posted 23 Apr 2006

Rapunzel says
buri bat
Posted 23 Apr 2006

Virdan says
tiyon tiyon
Posted 24 Apr 2006

Rapunzel says
meri merzi
Posted 25 Apr 2006

Virdan says
to apni marzi se bhai ki jan achhi batein bhi tiya tarein na
Posted 26 Apr 2006

Rapunzel says
okay
Posted 27 Apr 2006

Virdan says
thats like a dood girl
Posted 29 Apr 2006

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