Woman dictionery

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BoRnFl_iRt

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Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!? =[Too late, you're dead

Posted 06 Apr 2003

london_ki_hoor says

london_ki_hoor

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ffm said:
well mein to abhi under 5 hee hoona

uff uff uff luk whos talkin..huh..

yeh jo 5 hae na is k agay kuch Zeros add kerne parein ge..

Posted 07 Feb 2004

london_ki_hoor says

london_ki_hoor

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ffm said:

madmax said:
hoor gussa kahi ko hotty hoo yea mammu satya gaya hai reyyyyyyyyyyyyy

bhanjey party na badal na khudi hee to hoor kee age boli thee

mama bhanje kaise hien..Tauba..!
ther jao mere mamu ko ane do..woh tum sab ko ek ek ker ke dekhein ge..
MAMUUUUUU MAMUUUUUUU where r ya..i need ya yaar..!
yeh 2 pagalon ko pagal khane drop karna hae..jaldi ao..

Posted 07 Feb 2004

london_ki_hoor says

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queen victoria said:
ab yeh koi itna bhi interesting topic nahin tha k wapis laya jata

queen chado..in k kaam aise hi hote hein..

Posted 07 Feb 2004

~Fragi~ says

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london_ki_hoor said:

ffm said:
well mein to abhi under 5 hee hoona

uff uff uff luk whos talkin..huh..

yeh jo 5 hae na is k agay kuch Zeros add kerne parein ge..

lo ji yeh to universal truth hai k kiddo abhi under 5 hai ,,,

no need to add any zero ,,haan 5 sey pehlay laga lein zeroz like 0000000000000000000000000000005 years

Posted 07 Feb 2004

~Fragi~ says

~Fragi~

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london_ki_hoor said:

ffm said:

madmax said:
hoor gussa kahi ko hotty hoo yea mammu satya gaya hai reyyyyyyyyyyyyy

bhanjey party na badal na khudi hee to hoor kee age boli thee

mama bhanje kaise hien..Tauba..!
ther jao mere mamu ko ane do..woh tum sab ko ek ek ker ke dekhein ge..
MAMUUUUUU MAMUUUUUUU where r ya..i need ya yaar..!
yeh 2 pagalon ko pagal khane drop karna hae..jaldi ao..

kiyoon kiya woh bhi wahan hee hotey hain .. acha woh kab sey pagal hain ??

Posted 07 Feb 2004

madmax says

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yaar kiddo hoor kay mammu bhi pagal khannay may he hottian hain

Posted 07 Feb 2004

~Fragi~ says

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oops .. yani ... family problem hoyee na yeh to ... phir to ji ............................................................ ....kiddo kee nani key mamu

Posted 07 Feb 2004

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