QUEEN VICTORIA
Age: 124
Total Posts: 26285
Points: 0
Location:
Lahore, Pakistan
Santa singh: Can u spell a word tht has more than 1000
letters in it?
Banta singh: Post office.
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What is the full form of singh : s -sardar i -insaan n -nahi g -gadha h -hai.
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Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
They're there for those who don't drink.
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How Does a Sardar Cheat the Railways??
He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !!!!!!!!
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One evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with
pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way...
Friend: why are you pushing your scooter manually?
Sardarji: 'I forgot to bring the scooter key from my
home.
Friend: 'Is it! Then, How did you come to office from
home in the morning?'
Sardarji: 'I was pushing my scooter from home to office
also in the morning.
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One day a Sardarji talking with his friend.......
Sardarji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we
will not be able to communicate with my child.
Friend: Is it! Why?
Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will
start to speak after 6 months.
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BEPPO SINGH WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL.
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Beppo Singh: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Beppo Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure,
and the answer is 6!!
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BEPPO SINGH NEEDS VITAMINS FOR GRANDSON.
Beppo Singh: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Beppo Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the
alphabet yet!!
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Jasmeet Kaur watched her husband Santa Singh searching
high and low, all over the living room.
She asked him: "What are you so frantically searching?"
Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?"
Santa:"Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on
television saying ....'You are watching the Star World channel'? "How can
he know what I am watching?"
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Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
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A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK. I thought,
thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.
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Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai
deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
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Ek sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek aur
sardar jhad se ulta latak ke gaane laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon
latka hai, dosre Sardar bola, "Oye, side B gaa raha hun."
