Shaadi ke problem

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Asian

Age: 37
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Police State, Pakistan
3 weeks time, London, Luton, wedding, plz KILL ME!

well aunties have decided that we are going ,

so i need an excuse!!!!!!!!!!

i hate weddings i get bored, the aunties well if they

are not picking on me, they are talking about fitted

kitchens and whos daughter ran off with who (being the

unpaar jahil's that they are)

the girls all they ever chat about is make up and

bollywood, they spend their time with their friends

insulting eachothers dress sense

i usally take my friends Ipod, But if its an overnight stay, i am gona lose my sanity, i dont like people asking me questions or the way some girls can talk to u in an fake poliet tone

while giving u evils heheheehehehhehe


so plz can i borrow an excuse

i've already tryed my pet goldfish is dead, so i need to do 40days
Posted 09 Jun 2006

Ashii says
i haaate weddings too
errrr,,, paki gatherings




hmmmm goldfish story didnt work
try to kill ur dog
Posted 09 Jun 2006

Asian says
i said i had rabies


she got half way up the motor way then realised

i was Bsing

i have used that one
Posted 09 Jun 2006

Ashii says
hahhahahahaaa...
awww pooor asian and her aunties
Posted 09 Jun 2006

Asian says
U EVER SEEN AUNTIE IN PINK LIPSTICK?


ITS NOT PRETTY I CAN TELL U
Posted 09 Jun 2006

Barsaat says
Asian onion rakho under arms
temp ho jaey ga (fake ,bas body garam hoti hay lol )
flu and khansi ti acting tal laina zara si


well i like weddings but
pakistan main, not here
yahan bas baitho and daitho TAMASHA
boringgggg
Posted 09 Jun 2006

LiL_DollY says
yeah I think playing sick is the best bet

start practicing now
Posted 09 Jun 2006

Asian says
well i am not shoving onions under my underarms because thats just wrong



i tryed the i am sick, it dont work, she then stuffs me with BIO-CHEMICAL KAREELA
Posted 09 Jun 2006

idea kaloo studies ka bahana
Posted 09 Jun 2006

Freddy says
jub ghar kay barday bhorday itna force kareen shaadi pay ley janay ko................
tu samjooooooooooooo mamla gardbaar haiiiiiiiiii

especially jub kurdi single n sx........c ho

lai beyee asian shaadi pei kisi gabroo jawaan ki tareefeen kartay kartay tumhari aunties kay honthon lal sei neelay ho jayeen uss ki kamayee batatay hoyeee un kay Deelay bahir aa jayeen tu tum aik baar allah mian ko zaroor yaad kaar leena hehehehe
Posted 09 Jun 2006

freddy ki yahi batain kamal hain sach bara set bolta hay
Posted 09 Jun 2006

Freddy says
adaaab aarzay TT mian


asian tumheen qalmayee aatay hain saray ???
Posted 09 Jun 2006

haan kia pata lagay hathon nikah hi ho jaye
Posted 09 Jun 2006

Freddy says
hehehehe
kya pataaa ajj kaal dooor pata hai na kesa ja raha hai bahiii

haji muhammad shafeeq waled haji zakir hussain bamaa bardi bardi monchoon kay ....3$ haak mehar kay sath kabool hai?

kabool hai jeee.......unchaaa boloo beta ennn sei darnay ki koi zaroorat nahi........kabool hai jee ..
mubaraaak ho mubaraak hoooooo

kadoooooo chuaraaaayyyyy
methaeyaaaaaaaan
Posted 09 Jun 2006

Freddy says
see what TT did with your topic ...haaaa buri gul
Posted 15 Jun 2006

Asian says
i dont wanna go
Posted 16 Jun 2006

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